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4th Time Is A Charm

Her father was addicted to drugs, sex and rock and roll. Lisa Marie Presley on the other hand, is addicted to getting married. How many times is she going to have a go at his before she realizes that this just isn't for her. AND she doesn't do pre nups!! Your father is turning over in his grave. Well, Elvis probably still can't turn over in his grave - he has a few more banana melts to lose.

I'm Burning Up For Your Love

So you have no date on Valentine's Day - what is a girl to do? Go tanning!! How do hair extensions and lip fat do under UV rays? I wonder if Jessica Simpson tans nude...

Has Halle Berry Lost Her Damn Mind?

Actress Halle Berry performs with Sam Gale-Rosen during the Hasty Pudding Theatrical's Woman of the Year ceremonies at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachussetts. This year marks the 56th annual performance for the oldest college theatrical company in the nation.

Nicolette Sheridan!

Holy Lip Collagen Batman! What is up with these huge puckers? Nicolette Sheridan must know the same doctor that did Jessica Simpson's lips. It is way too much!

Flaking Friday

Michelle Pheiffer (an ageless beauty) shopping in Hollywood drinking coffee -- hey does she know Katie?

Dita Von Tesse just can't seem to keep her clothes on. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER?

Naomi Watts (my fav actress) shopping in LA

Jennifer Love Hewitt getting some publicity

Wow! Katie Holmes sure is big. I lost track of how many months she is pregnant. Tom Cruise still has to be touching her in

I Will Stay Here Until Wordpress Is All Finished

I am going to continue posting here and then porting it over to my new account until I know the .com is fully functioning. Here are some quickies..

Ashley Olsen (the prettier of the two) out with a bag that is bigger than she is.



Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at Kerry Packer's funeral. This is sad that someone was taking pictures at a funeral. What is even sadder is that I posted them.

Iman

I HAVE MOVED

Ok so I finally got my brain around wordpress and it's insane installation process. So now all I have to do is figure out a way to get my design over. I have someone working on that now (I think). As soon as this is all set up I will direct you to the new SPIZZOT. But for today - be patient with me. I need to focus on getting my .com up and running.

Don't But It If Your Shlong Doesn't Fit

WOAH GIRL! What is up with these shots of Serena Williams desperatly trying to not show off her camel toe? If the shorts don't fit girl - leave them on the rack. They ain't that cute anyway!!

Kirk Cameron?

So I was talking to Michelle over at Chelle-Belle.com and she mentioned Kirk Cameron. I thought to myself "80s Kirk? What the hell could he be up to?". Well apparantly he has become a religious freak! He has teamed up with Ray Comfort to make this website that is supposed to bring you closer to The Lord! I couldn't believe it. If you go through the low-speed route you will see a mini Kirk

You Gotta Tap The 40 Then Twist The Cap...

How ghetto do these pictures look? Brad Pitt takes his son Maddox out to the park for the day. He takes him to the slums of Paris! What did they do here all day? Kick glass around? Try to break down the "art" on the walls? Count how many crack viles they could find in under a minute?




I can't believe how the time has flew this week! YIKES.

WORST Casting Ever!

Paris at Julien McDonald's Party


Paris launching her perfume



Is this a joke? This must be so director T. Rajeevnath can get some publicity. He is making a movie about Mother Teresa and has actually asked Paris Hilton to play the part. I actually had to read the quote twice to make sure I didn't miss the word porn. When I think of the "most widely respected and loved person" - I think Paris

And So It Begins..

UPDATE: Katie is with him so the story is false -- BOO!



They aren't separated... they are just spending a lot of time apart. That doesn't mean that they are breaking up. Just because we are so used to seeing them attached to the hip and now they haven't been photographed together in weeks doesn't mean you should get excited. WELL I AM! First it's coffee breaks and now it's funerals. I love to

Are You Sitting Down?

Britney Spears is trying to show us how much her son Sean means to her. She is trying to convince the public that it was Sean and Sean alone that helped her get back to singing. This story is truly from the heart and not to make us forget how Britney put his life in danger when she was too lazy to strap him into his carseat. SURE I believe you Britney... every last word.

Doting mother Britney

Nick Lachey Is Scared And Honest

Nick Lachey hosted the 2006 Cosmopolitan "Fun and Fearless Awards" in Hollywood. They gave his some bullshit award just to see if he would say anything about his recent split with Jessica Simpson. He did and it makes me like him more because it shows that he is an honest man.



When he accepted his "Sizzling Singer Turned Actor Turned Sportscaster" award, Nick did not avoid talking about his

Rumor Has It...

The Smoking Gun website is getting way too serious.American Idol won't allow anymore William Hung's without making some money off of them.
Madonna gets treated for hemroids... I mean hernia. Speaking of Madonna, she didn't kiss Guy as he tried to give her a wet one at the Brit Awards.
Brad Pitt wants to be the man in the relationship with Angelina Jolie. Good luck!
Pam Anderson sure has

TOTALLY Non Celebrity Related

I found this site that takes your name and anagram's it!


My full name mixed up is New Year's Eve. I am so excited about that. Check out your name.



http://www.anagramgenius.com/

Ashanti Has Her Own Beauty Line

What is this world coming to? Shouldn't celebrities be beautiful if they are the spokesperson for a line? ASHANTI!! It must be hair removal.

More Ladies For The Afternoon

I have never seen a picture of Shannyn Sossamon before. She doesn't look her best. But you can't deny she is beautiful.


The Pussycat Trannies - I mean Dolls visited TRL.

Joss Stone looking very punk rock! I love the outfit she wore at the Brit Awards. But wait until you see Kelly!


HOLY UGLY DRESS BATMAN! What is this girl thinking? I can't even comment right now I am hysterical!Kelly

Here Is Someone Who We Should See More Of

I think Ivanka Trump (The Donald's daughter) is so beautiful! And from what I've seen of her in interviews, it seems she has a strong head on her shoulders.

On a side note - we have been seeing tons of Carmen Electra - but well, put together Carmen. She ain't so hoochie anymore.

Now PETA People Are After Paris Hilton

Boy! It seems this chick can't get a break! Paris Hilton was "attacked" by PETA people but they didn't scar her face...

Socialite Paris Hilton has become the latest target for animal rights group People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) - literally. The Simple Life star was ambushed by an anti-fur activists last night as she made her way to a London Fashion Week after-show

I Am So Upset About This!

A few weeks ago I reported that Lost was giving Michelle Rodriguez the boot. I was so happy because I hate her character and the way the story line was going I thought that she would get killed by the Others. Well it seems that this was just a rumor.


Lost creator JJ Abrams insists Michelle Rodriguez will not be dropped from the hit US TV show despite facing serious drunk driving charges. The

Wednesday Whateva's

Madonna leaving her workout looking as nasty as ever.

Kristen Bell poses for Maxim... uh... who the hell is Kristen Bell?

Christina Aguilera wearing pink and buying cookies for Valentine's Day.


Jennifer Lopez doing some late shopping on Valentine's Day.


Kelly Clarkson singing at the Olympics

Rumor Has It...

Britney Spears shopping at Fred Segal
Willie Nelson is jumping on the gay cowboy band wagon. This is out of control!Despite the rumors - Britney Spears is NOT pregnant. Speaking of Britney - I found a video of her getting sent to the emergency room.
Salma Hayek likes helping her people in Mexico - especially those who have no one to lean on.Do you want to get inside Kristin Cavallari's pants... I

The Affleck Family

Ben, Jennifer, and Violet Affleck are out and about as a family unit. They look tired and messy - exactly how new parents should look like.

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Split

IS THIS TRUE? If it is - then there is a God!

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes - it's over! Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding - and, ultimately, to split. Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom's saying: "Their relationship is basically over." Another friend adds:

I Only Have A Few Years Left

I just found out that I am going to die at 78! When are you going to kick the bucket?

Wanna See Jordan Have Sex?

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GXC22UTQ

Are you into seeing sex tapes made by celebrities? How about D listed celebrities? Jordan made a tape with a guy who has a really big penis. She doesn't look like she is really enjoying herself. But if you are interested you better click it before the server crashes --

Some Chicks For Ya

Donald Weber took some shots of Scarlett Johansson. I just don't get the hype about this girl. She is so plain to me. Take away the boobs and you have a below average person.


Paris Hilton went to the beach with about 600 people surrounding her.



Alyssa Milano wearing white shoes with a black dress (I don't understand) attended the Fun, Fearless, Male Awards presented by Cosmopolitan Magazine

Pam Anderson Likes The Green Ones

Pamela Anderson flew all the way to Austrailia to promote the launch of Green M&Ms. What else does she have to do? In this past year, she has aged a decade. She isn't the smoking hot tramp she used to be. Now she is just a tramp... Maybe her STD is messing her up.



Click to enlarge this picture to see what I am talking about.

Rocker Mom

No matter how many pictures I post of people in California - I still can't get over the fact that they are in sun dresses and I can't leave my house because my car is buried in snow. SO STRANGE.
Anyway - here is Gwen Stefani and Gavin strolling while they still can. I think I read that she is a little over 6 months now. She looks very big for 6 months but everyone is different I guess. She is

Halle Berry For Freedomland

Actress Halle Berry attends the New York Premiere of Freedomland at the Loews Lincoln Center theatre in New York City. Where is her hot boyfriend? I really thought that she would hook up with Bruce Willis. I called that wrong.

Ashanti Shouldn't Shake So Hard

Check out those thighs! MAMA! Ashanti needs to either make her shorts longer or start doing some leg lifts. And I am happy to say that my thighs are smaller than hers.

Katie And Her Damn Coffee

Is getting coffee part of Katie Holmes' pre-nup agreement? Why is this the only thing she is allowed to do lately? And I thought there were stories circling that Tom Cruise wanted her off her feet for a while? Hmmnn I am confused. She IS coming back from a Scientology conventions so maybe he made some exceptions.

Sure.. Ryan... We Believe You

Ryan Seacrest must have the same publicity team as Nicole Richie. He is trying to make us believe that this girl is his girlfriend. I just don't buy it.

Elisha Cuthbert Looks Like A Man

I really don't like these shots of Elisah Cuthbert in Flaunt Magazine. They make her look so manly. Yuck! How did these ever get to print? On a side note - when is she coming back on 24? Does she still get paid for the season even though she isn't doing much acting?

Make Her Stop!

I am so sick of seeing Nicole Richie eat. They should follow her for a few more minutes to see what she does with the rest of her day.

Move Over Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway started a new trend. She is rounding up all the Disney Queens and making them shed their innocent ways. Who is next you ask? Miss Hilary Duff!

If you ask me it has something to do with her boyfriend - Joel Madden. He probably wants her to stop being so child like so his friends will stop beating him up.

A report in the American tabloid 'Star Magazine reports that Hil is in

Rumor Has It...

Chris Penn's death was... accidental. And me stuffing my face with pizza and twinkies is also accidental.
Tabloid Tuesday - click to read summary.Are you wondering what Nicole Kidman is going to give Keith Urban for Valentines's Day? Me neither.
Paula Abdul in secret talks with another network?Love on the rocks for Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn - or just another National Enquirer two-headed

Natalie Portman At Her V For Vendetta Premiere

I don't know what to say about this dress and choice of shoes. Natalie Portman is typically so cute and perfect. This picture makes her look like a wild animal.

Look Who Is Out Of Rehab

The miracle of medicine.
It seems that celebrities get better just in time for filming! Colin Farrell is out and about after spending several weeks in rehab. He is due to start filming Pride and Glory so those doctors must have worked twice as hard to get him clean and sober... well, sober.

Who's That Girl?

WOW! I can't believe how fantastic Claire Danes looks. I always thought she was so homely! She grew up to be a beautiful woman! She looked amazing at the Zac Posen Fall Show. Here are some shots of her before in case you forgot.

Ashlee Simpson in Berlin

I tried to make Ashlee Simpson look more like a witch but I think she just looks like she has a penis on her chin. Oh well - you get the point.

At least she is nice enough to stop to sign autographs.

Kate Moss Is Back

I have to say - I really love this outfit that Kate Moss was wearing while shopping in London. I would never wear it because I am a jeans and sweater kinda girl. But I like it a lot.

Tell Her To Stop It

Can someone in Nicole Richie's circle please tell this bitch to stop eating in public? All the stars in Hollywood combined haven't been photographed as much as her munching lately. WE GET IT! YOU EAT! OK YOU DON'T HAVE AN EATING DISORDER! Now stop already!

Like It's Totally Jessica Simpson!

What is up with all the hair tossing pictures? Have I been warped back to like the 80s or are Jessica Simpson's hair extensions needing to be replaced?

New Movie Alert

Lucy Liu is back on the big screen partnered up with a much younger co-star. It seems a bit odd to me. I would love to know the age difference. I will look it up and post later. I don't know how I feel about Josh Hartnett. I feel he is not very attractive and seems to play one role over and over again. I could be wrong though since I haven't seen much of his work.

IMDB: A case of mistaken

Monday Morning

Who the hell is this? I know who it is and I still can't believe it. This is Monica (you know the singer who thinks she is good enough to have only one name). What happened to her? She looks like she is 50!!

Milla Jovovich who looks like she just rolled out of bed at the Dom Perignon Salon party at the China Club in Germany. She has a new movie coming out called UltraViolet.


Rachel Bilson

Le Sigh!

Paul Walker is my KING! I love him. Here he is at the World Premiere of Eight Below at El Capitan in Hollywood. Seriously, he is number one on my list.

The Hilton Family Party at Ocean Drive Magazine Party

When I first saw Paris Hilton in this dress I thought to myself - YUCK! She doesn't even look like herself. BUT then I saw that she attended the Ocean Drive Magazine party with her parents and it all made sense. When Daddy Hilton is around - Paris doesn't show off the boobs.

Mena Suvari Is Dating Again

I didn't even know that she divorced her old husband last year! Where have I been? Mena Suvari is a very pretty, unique looking actress. Robert Brinkmann was not her match. But I can't bet that a break dancer is her match either. She is so young so she should have as much fun as she can.

Actress Mena Suvari has found love with a breakdancer, following her split from cinematographer husband

Rumor Has It...

Scott Stapp (think Creed) is arrested! Didn't he just get married?
Jaws author Peter Benchley passes away - not in the ocean.Shar Jackson reacts to Britney Spears!Michelle Kwan says no to Olympics.Simon Cowell is officially the highest paid host of all time.
Like Oprah needs more money! She gets a sweet deal from XM radio.Nick Lachey's new love fizzles.It seems that Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe

Do You Remember Squinty-Eyed Neve?

Who can forget the "I have sun in my eye" Neve Campbell from Party of Five? In every scene I used to look for a peeled onion. Well, she found someone who will barely look into her eyes forever. She is engaged! The actress is engaged to British actor John Light, People magazine reports. According to People, Light, 31, proposed by getting down on one knee and reciting Shakespeare to Campbell, 32,

Rachael Ray Got Tony Danza Fired

Page Six broke the news that Rachael Ray will take over Tony Danza's time slot. I think Tony knew he was getting fired already because I caught a show where he told a psychic that he won't be the host for much longer. BUT I did not know that Rachael Ray was going to take the slot. This is exciting. I like her cooking - hate her smiling - but like what she can do in a half hour.


HEY, Tony Danza

Kathy Griffin's Legs Are Better Than Mine

I am having a really hard time getting old. I guess I always thought I would be this skinny thang. But two twinkies a day for 16 years and a baby girl later - things are just not falling back into place like they are supposed to. Sometimes it doesn't bother me - but then I see shots of Kathy Griffin pulling her pants down and reality smacks me in the face. I need to start working out. This

I Think I Found A Replacement For Mark Wahlberg

I never thought I would see the day when I would be attracted to a man other than Mark Wahlberg... but the day has come. Paul Walker is my official new crush. He is SMOKING HOT! I watched 'Into The Blue' the other day and I fell in love with him instantly. Now I come across these shots of him at a 'Running Scared' screening and I am ready to fly to Hollywood and find him!

Does Val Kilmer Have A Big Penis?

First Val Kilmer was getting hot and heavy with Paris Hilton and now he is locking lips with Winona Ryder?
I am so confused! Isn't he old and ugly? What is he packing?

Call Me Crazy

Jessica Alba looked really hot to me when I first saw these shots. But then I took a good look at her wardrobe and realized that she is wearing a tank top with a big scarf. Is that wacky or what??

Sienna Miller - Skin And Bones

So it looks like Sienna Miller doesn't eat when she is stressed out. I wish I was that way instead of emptying out my fridge everything I get into a fight with someone. Here are some recent shots of her. Focus on her chicken legs in you will.

I guess she is still harping on the fact that the love of her life can't stay faithful to her.

Fur? In This Day And Age?

I can't believe what I am seeing. I thought fur was so NOT Hollywood these days. Look at Lindsay Lohan taking a stand for brutually killing animals for nothing but fashion. Wow! I think we are going to see a lot of these shots over the next couple of days on the television. Carrie Underwood just signed up to be the newest spokesperson for PETA. Pamela Anderson just had a fight with chickens and

If You Want To Smell Like Paris Hilton...

Have you ever thought to yourself - I am in the mood to smell a little funky? And when I say funky, I mean skank ass funky? If the answer is yes then you are in luck. Paris Hilton has added perfume to the many list of things that she has ruined in my eyes. Yup, you heard me. She has her own perfume. What is it called you are asking? The list is endless:
Le SkankHoToe JamCamel (say it french)One

HOLY SNOW STORM BATMAN!

I am in a winter wonderland right now. I live in Queens - one of the many boroughs of NYC and we are getting hit HARD. This snow is crazy! We are staying in and I am now wishing I went food shopping yesterday. Some delivery guy is going to be very angry at me around dinner time.

Should I Vomit Now Or Later?

OK all I have to say is this bitch is OLD! She looks sooo hot. I know that there was a lot of editing involved but HOW MUCH? This is Esquire UK style for March 06. Sharon Stone is NO JOKE in these shots. Just look at the last one. I have never looked like that and I am half her age (sorta).

Eva Longoria And Tony Parker Fly Away

So Eva Longoria brings her own pillow on board when she flies in the blue skies. No more dreams of me drooling on the same pillow as her or catching her hair lice.... sigh!

Is Julia Roberts Friends With Michael Jackson?

This stroller is very Michael Jackson to me. It reminds me of the masks he wears and the towels he throws over his kid's faces. The bottom picture scares me. It looks like Julia Robert's kids are trying to escape from the scary dark place. Their little legs are flaring in the air, they are gasping for air, perhaps punching tiny holes in the black fabric to get some sunlight on their faces....

How Do You Say Hot In Russian?

Victoria Beckham looks hot in whatever language you see her in. Here are some shots from the Russian version of GQ Magazine. I really think she is beautiful... with an eating disorder... but still beautiful. AND HER HUSBAND!!!!!!!! YUUUMMMMMYYYY

Kate Bosworth Bargain Shopping

Is it wrong of me to have a problem with a celebrity (I should have put that word in quotes) looking for a deal at Bed, Bath and Beyond? Why am I so offended that Kate Bosworth is trying to get the most out of her money? Doesn't she deserve the right to be frugal? I can't shake this feeling of resentment towards her because she can shop anywhere for a dish rack and chooses a bullshit chain store

Celebrities Make Mistakes Too

How good does an infomercial pay? I would have expected to see Nick's brother Drew...

This is a bit old because Nick Lachey is still wearing his wedding band. BUT HEY NOW! What is up with his HAWT body! I never knew. Jessica Simpson is a moron (oh wait we already knew that).

Sheryl Crow Is The New Lady Of The Town

I am telling you - every time a celebrity is involved in a breakup (Lance Armstrong if you are from Mars)- he/she becomes the new IT thing in Hollywood. This week there has been more photos of Sheryl Crow than the entire year. Here she is posing in a semi-see through dress at the MusiCares Gala.

I Love Mary!

Mary J. Blige performs during the Catherine Malandrino Fashion Show at Roseland in New York, NY on February 10, 2006 as part of the Fall-Winter 2006 Olympus Fashion Week.

Cameron Diaz Should Never Leave This Spot

Look at how BEAUTIFUL Cameron Diaz looks in these shots! It is a far stretch from what we have gotten used to seeing her look like. WOW!

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi

Maxfields is as hot this year as grocery shopping is for celebrities. I think almost everyone has shopped there this winter season! DAMN! Here are the two love birds - Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi leaving empty handed.

Speaking of hands -- check out theirs. It seems the pair is wearing committment rings. AWWWWW

Mandy Moore And Her Nasty Clothes

A while back I posted that Mandy Moore was coming out with a clothing line. I joked that it would be mega boring and conservative. I didn't think it would be a ghetto version of Target(say it with a French accent)!

And They Lived Happily Ever...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are making lots of family outtings together in Europe. Here they are in Paris playing with a motorized car.

There's Something About Paris

Paris Hilton sweats Cameron Diaz and wants to date Ben Stiller... or something

Jessica Simpson And Shoes

Jessica Simpson gets her own shoe line. I am sure she put a lot of hard work and effort into signing the contract so her name can be used to endorse the product. Did she break a sweat I wonder?

He Said, She Said

Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong have made their first public statements about their breakup. They are exactly what I expected... a lot of words saying a whole lotta nothing.

Sheryl:
"You know how it is," Sheryl said. "Your life is in the public eye. But I'll tell you, what's been really cool is that people have been spectacularly kind. Life's so full that you just take it one day at a time."

"

Tom Cruise Told Me To Write This

Don't you hate couples like this!!

Tom Cruise is used to getting his way. He is a high powered Hollywood player who demands and receives. Katie Holmes is a weak woman who is more than happy to fall into the 'Yes Dear' role. I read a few days ago that Tom told Katie she has to stay home from now on. She can't work anymore and he doesn't really want her to leave the house until the baby is like

Jennifer Lopez Uses Her Super Powers For Good

Jennifer Lopez is trying to get a bone marrow doner for a fellow Latina who has blood cancer. I think it is great to see celebrities stand up for causes they really are concerned about instead of doing things because it's the latest trend.

Actress-singer Jennifer Lopez is urging Hispanics in New York City to donate blood marrow to help Janet Ovalles, a 29-year-old of Dominican descent who

Bob Barker Wants To Retire With The Elephants

I think this is great! Bob Barker (sex offender from The Price is Right) is pleading with the LA Zoo officials to let his people go! You know.. the old, grey, wrinkled kind.

Barker denounced plans to build a 2-acre, $19 million exhibit at the Los Angeles Zoo that supporters say would provide a spacious and more natural environment for the elephants. The 82-year-old host of "The Price is Right

Britney Spears Had A Nip Slip

Another celebrity who "accidentally" shows off her special place. Maybe the dress dropped to get people's mind off front seat baby! Look at Kevin Federline's face. Doesn't it look like he is saying "I Own This?"
It could just be me...

Hilary Duff's Teeth - The Close Up

I'm BACK!

Broke Ass Courtney Love leaving a restaurant wearing an expensive dress that she cannot afford.
Val Kilmer must be on his way to go make out with Paris Hilton again...
Kirstie Alley LOVES US!!

AHA! That is how you get a smoking body! You work out like Jessica Biel. I thought my Doritos diet wasn't doing the trick.

Paris Hilton showing us that world peace is the most important thing to her right

She Does Her Own Gas

Even while Jessica Simpson is pumping gas she is looking at herself in the mirror. I LOVE THIS!!

Hilary Duff At Vera Wang

Since my name is Vera I wanted a Vera Wang wedding dress many moons ago. I went to a trunk show at some hote in NYC to get the perfect dress.... but so did 3000 other girls. OH well. Everytime I see her name though, I think of my wedding.

Hilary Duff looks SPENT in these shots backstage. The older she gets (and the skinnier she gets) she resembles her sister. YUCK

The Prettiest Tennis Player Of All

Anna Kournikova attended the Adidas Y-3 Winter Collection Show. She really is a natural beauty.

Who Am I Kidding?

My husband is finishing up the packing -- Christina Aguilera must realllly love her husband Jordan for his insides... Here they are at The Ivy.

I Have Time For One

Britney Spears is going to be on Will and Grace afterall. Here she is on the set. She actually doesn't look so trashy.

I Am Going Home

I am on my way back from Okemo Mountain and will post this afternoon. Thanks!!

Has Brooke Amounted To Anything?

I would be QUEEN if I had a famous father like Hulk Hogan along with his bank account to back up my dreams. I feel like the only thing that Brooke Hogan has done is get a reality show that is really focusing on her dad.

We Need A New Beauty

It seems that Pamela Anderson is not HD ready. You can see all the wrinkles on her face in these shots. Click to enlarge

Grammy After Party

Brittany Brower, the wild chick from America's Next Top Model, with breast implant scars attended an after party for the Grammys

Alicia Keys - severly dressed down - attended as well


Alyssa Milano looking as beautiful as ever with a new boy

Marchesa Party

How many celebrities can you count with an eating disorder - I count one and a potential!! Anne Hathaway and Nicole Richie had a blast at this bash.

Heidi Klum For A Victoria Secret's Valentine's Day

Seal is one lucky man! I can't believe how much weight Heidi Klum has lost already. Didn't she just have a baby? MAN OH MAN.

Anyway - Victoria's Secret threw a Valentine's Day promotion and Heidi was one of the many models who were IN.

Sometimes You Just Don't Ask

Click to enlarge if you need to get rid of some extra potato chips you had for breakfast or lunch today. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PARIS HILTON? WHY OH WHY is she making out with Val Kilmer?

They Deserve Their Own Post!

The most famous couple of our time (well, sorta) Britney Spears and Kevin Federline attended a Post Grammy Party. I think people who don't take their husbands name are doomed for divorce.

Heather Locklear Is A Detective!

So we know that the story would come out sometime or the other. We all were wondering why these two broke up. They have been together longer than I have been alive. Now the story is that Richie was cheating.

Actress Heather Locklear slapped rocker husband Richie Sambora with divorce papers after finding sexy emails from a female admirer, according to a US magazine. The pair were working

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon - BFF 4 EVA

Stop the press! Matt and Ben are going to bless us with another hit movie! Why would Matt Damon do this to his career? He is on such a great streak. Well, you can tell that these two are really good friends!

Best friends Matt Damon and Ben Affleck will star onscreen together for the first time in seven years when they appear in a new real-life legal drama. The pair will play lawyers battling

Grammy Time 2

Yucky Teri Hatcher
Madonna Sheryl Crow
Beyonce
Gwen Stefani in a dress she designed herself

Grammy Part 1

Christina Aguilera looking (or trying to look) like Marilyn Monroe as usual
Linkin Park - AKA Greedy Bastards

Insane Clown Posse - why are they still around?

Fiona Apple - my QUEEN
Jennifer Love Hewitt getting free press as usual

Gorillaz with Dennis Hopper



Donnie Rai - who the hell is Donnie Rai and why is she posing like this?

Are You Old? Then You Might Have A Shot With Lindsay Lohan

Before I jump into this -- I just wanted to let you know that I will be returning home tomorrow and will go back to posting my regulars again. It is SO hard to post out here.

It seems that Lindsay Lohan is in the mood this week to hook up with older men. You know, like in their 30s. Will Lindsay start the new Hollywood dating trend?

Teen queen Lindsay Lohan may be looking for a few good 'older

Britney And Kevin Have It Out

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline got into SOME fight!! Read the quote below from Star Magazine:

"They were really going at each other," says one eyewitness who watched the screamfest erupt Monday night as Spears and Federline sat in an opera box, watching Kanye West perform at a Rolling Stone/Verizon-sponsored pre-Grammy party at the hot nightclub Avalon.

"It was shortly after midnight and

Angelina Jolie In Vanity Fair

OH Brad Pitt - the site you see everyday. A beautiful body filled with horrible tattooing. Angelina Jolie shouldn't have gotten so much ink.

Look Who Is Back In The Picture!

Tinkerbell has made it back into the heart of Paris Hilton. She is actually spending some time on her and getting her some new designer boots.

Have You Ever Wanted To Shit On Katie Couric?

This is so funny! Live through the bird! Live through the bird! While Katie Couric was filming in Italy, a bird decided to poop on her. I think this pigeon was trained by the networks.

The Next Lohan To Take Over The World

Aliana Lohan is coming out with a new record and she is going to ROCK DA HOUSE YA'LL!

Watch out Ashlee Simpson because I think this little sister is really going to make it.

Morning Munchies

Go Naomi Cambell! It's your birthday! Go Naomi! It's your birthday! Check out Naomi dancing it up in Stolkholm.


Ladies Home Journal held some type fo function and Leah Remini (who I just adore) and Teri Hatcher (who is slowly working her way to my shit list) attended. I saw a magazine spread on Leah's nursery and I just loved it. I almost made my nursery exactly like hers.

Nicole Richie looks

Vanity Shoot Minus One

So Vanity Fair looked for the whitest actresses in Hollywood, put a really bright light on their bare bottoms and took a cover picture. Did you know that Rachel McAdams was supposed to be part of the crew? She backed out last minute. That was a smart idea. I think the cover is retarded!! Keira and Scarlett - boo to you.

Actress Rachel McAdams lost her nerve when she turned up to pose

Vanity Shoot Minus One

So Vanity Fair looked for the whitest actresses in Hollywood, put a really bright light on their bare bottoms and took a cover picture. Did you know that Rachel McAdams was supposed to be part of the crew? She backed out last minute. That was a smart idea. I think the cover is retarded!! Keira and Scarlett - boo to you.

Actress Rachel McAdams lost her nerve when she turned up to pose

THANK GAWD!

I was harping on this all night. I was saying that there is actual proof that Britney Spears endangered her child. Why isn't anyone doing something about it? Well, now they are according to WENN.

The Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services (DCFS) are to investigate Britney Spears after pictures were taken of her driving through Malibu, California with her baby

Nick Lachey Is Not Crying Anymore

Who needs Jessica Simpson? Not Nick Lachey! In fact, Nick is like "Jess who?"

Ok not really. But he did go out to a huge birthday bash and had oodles of fun. Ok not really... but he did go out.

Do You Like It?

I love Kelly Clarkson's new hair. I think she looks great. The old hair was ratty and this is so fresh and new.

Speaking of Kelly, her and boyfriend Graham Colton just parted ways.

"They remain good friends," adds a source to People Magazine. "They were even out together a week or so ago. But she's on the road, and he's in the studio, and there just isn't time to spend together."

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Do You Like It?

I love Kelly Clarkson's new hair. I think she looks great. The old hair was ratty and this is so fresh and new.

Speaking of Kelly, her and boyfriend Graham Colton just parted ways.

"They remain good friends," adds a source to People Magazine. "They were even out together a week or so ago. But she's on the road, and he's in the studio, and there just isn't time to spend together."

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Jessica Biel In LA For London

Remember I am still in VT - so I am having a really hard time posting. I would do the day roundups when I return. But for now I can only do a few posts every couple of hours. It is COOOOLLLDD UP HERE!

Jessica Biel (who I guess is going to be a pretty popular actress as time goes on) at the premiere of her latest film, London. Everything I have seen her in I have not enjoyed. It's a good thing

Jessica Simpson At LAX

These pictures aren't the clearest - but we can see that Jessica Simpson is flying alone, she still has her extensions on, and her hairstylists( BFF 4eva) finally is going to get a break!






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Gwen Stefani Is Still The Coolest Mom To Be

Gwen Stefani always looks so put together - especially since she has been pregnant! I wonder if Gavin sees his other child ever.

Lindsay Lohan Loves Her Family

Aw these pictures are so cute! Child Magazine had a runway show and Lindsay Lohan's little brother was in it. Her and her mother really look like they are enjoying it!

Rumor Has It...

Scarlett Johannson, Keira Knightley, and Tom Ford bares all for Vanity Fair Is Reese Witherspoon a hit woman?? WOAH Jennifer Aniston is going to be ok. Don't worry about her... but I wasn't.
Linsday Lohan ain't no Chanel model! Ashlee Simpson feels funny about her feet... sorta.

Jennifer Aniston Wanted To Have Kids With Brad Pitt

I don't believe this. I think the reason why they got a divorce is because Jennifer Aniston wouldn't commit to having a family with Brad Pitt . Anyway - Page Six is reporting otherwise.

A friend of Aniston's told us: "Brad made it seem to the world that he wanted kids and Jen didn't. That is a lie. They were trying for kids almost until the end." To make matters worse, when Angelina Jolie and

Steve O Wants Jessica Simpson

Although Nicole Richie's people have said that she never dated Steve O... I don't believe her. Especially when Steve is making comments about being dumped. Now he wants Jessica Simpson.

Imagine how that conversation would be!
Jessica : Hi, what do you want to do today?
Steve: I don't know. What do you want to do?
Jessica: I don't know. What do you want to do?
Steve: I don't know. Whatever you

Double Time

Nicole Richie and Oscar de la Renta at Fashion Week



Sarah Jessica Parker looking very Carmen Electra on the cover of Glamour Magazine.


Serena Williams - scary as ever- at Olympus Fashion week


Mischa Barton - a little photoshopped - (not that she needs it) on the cover of Cosmopolitan Magazine

Grammy Time - Singers and Wannabes

What the hell is Kevin Federline doing at a media event for the Grammy's? Shouldn't he be telling Britney to take care of his child? See below

Beyonce and Steve Martin at the Pink Panther Premiere. AWWW look - she is wear pink? Do you get it? PINK PANTHER!!



Britney Spears should get arrested for driving with her baby Sean like this in the car. Doesn't she realize how dangerous this is!!!!!!!!

I Am On Vacation!!

I am in Vermont on Okemo Mountain stealing someone's wireless network connection. Posting might not be as frequent as we are used to. I will be returning on Saturday - don't tell me to break a leg!

Monday Madness

I think Ashley Olsen is prettier than her sister Mary Kate. She seems to have more style.


You ain't that cute Rose McGowan!


OPEN WIDE JESS! I could have photoshopped this to be something terrible but I let it be.

Again with her hair stylist! SO FAKE

Jessica Simpson liked the shirt soooo much...

She wore it out the store!!!

Grammy rehearsals have begun and Kelly Clarkson came as fug as

Another Celebrity Bashing America

I HATE THIS! The only reason why they ARE who they ARE is because of people like us (I mean NOT like us) in America. If no one gave a shit about celebrities they would be flipping burgers in some fast food joint! Maybe she should do more work that benefits society instead of making everyone into sex-crazed shopaholics!

Actress Sarah Jessica Parker has slammed American culture's obsession with

Kate Moss Tried

Kate Moss made an effort to prevent video footage of her snorting cocaine from entering her court case... and failed. The tapes will show and Kate will get sentenced community service for a week and get a little spanking on her hand. The quote below is long winded and basically says what I just wrote. Don't hurt yourself by reading it.

Kate Moss failed in her courtroom bid to prevent footage of

Courtney Cox To Return To TV With Hubby

This is another case of the Seinfeld syndrome if I ever saw one. You are huge on a sitcom. The show ends. You want to do more work...but can't be seen as anything than who you were. But you try anyway - and fail - miserably!!

The cast of Friends seems to be crack whoring their way back to television too. Are they destined to fail? Yes! Especially when you bring your husband on board with you.

Rumor Has It...

Busta Rhymes' bodyguard dies!Courtney Love is clean and sober.HAHAHAHHAHThe role of Captain Stacey of Spider-Man 3 has been filled.Grandpa Munster (Al Lewis) dies.Joe Pesci gets questioned by police.P Diddy is just plain ol' Diddy. I can't keep up.
Lance and Cheryl split. I reported this a long time ago but in case you missed that day.
Jamie Foxx wants YOU to be his lady (if you are perfect).

Do Celebrities Get Paid To Talk On The Phone?

Why is it that 90% of celebrities are always on the phone while they are shopping... (except for Jessica Simpson who can't do two things at once)? Nicole Richie is constantly yapping away... not as much as her ex BFF though.

It's almost as if they can't be alone with themselves.

PARIS Stop Showing Us Your Nipple

We get it! You don't wear a bra! But how many times do we have to have a Paris Hilton Nip Slip?? Did you miss the first one?

Cute Couple Alert!

Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody from the OC (a show I just watched for the first time this week) leaving club Mood. I hope these two don't ever break up. Not because I am rooting for them in any way... but because I can't imagine how weird it would be on set if they had to make out after they ended their relationship. THINK Kirsten Dunst and Toby Maguire

Fake Smile Alert!

Oh Hollywood! You know Sheryl Crow is going through some shit right now. You know she doesn't really feel like being social or smiling for that matter. You KNOW she has her "people" telling her to keep her head up. I couldn't do it. Behind this fake horse smile is a singer who is hurting.


The Heart Truth - Red Dress Fall 2006 fashion show

Madonna at Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show

Madonna needs to find bigger glasses. These are fine for hiding her wrinkles around the eyes. But she needs to get ones that hide the rest of her face too. I am in a pissy mood because the Super Bowl sucks, the commercials suck, and my husband has about a million guys here screaming while my daughter is trying to sleep. Maybe I won't have such a problem with these pictures tomorrow.

MY FAVORITE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actress Jenny McCarthy hosts the opening of The Mint, a new high-roller gaming salon and lounge, at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas, Nevada. Also pictured: George Maloof (white shirt), Mario Lopez (black shirt), her sister Joanne McCarthy (seated)

Lindsay Leaves

Hey! Sometimes a girl has got to go. Lindsay Lohan left the Mercer Hotel looking very 80s to me. I don't like the faded black jeans. BUT I do like the black hair on her. I could never pull off dark hair.




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I Would Be Pissed

If I was Jessica Simpson's hair stylist I would question my new relationship with her. WHY IS IT that now that she doesn't have Nick anymore - he is suddenly her new best friend? It seems to me that someone is being used - then again - who gives a shit right?

Super Bowl Shmooper Bowl

Look at Nicole Richie's legs in this shot. Her pants are barely holding on. It is so sad to think that she is making statements about her NOT having an eating disorder.

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn hanging out at a casino in Vegas Baby Vegas!

UH OH! Brad Pitt caught the photographer snapping a million shots of his family having a nice secluded dinner in front of an open window for all the

Jenna Bowl?

Jenna Jameson had her own Super Bowl party - she looks old and wasted in these shots. Actually, who am I kidding - I can only concentrate on her huge fake breasts!

I Would Recognize That Black Hat Anywhere

I love it when celebrities who have millions and millions of dollars wear the same thing over and over again. If Brad Pitt's black hat made it on eBay it would sell for 6 figures I am sure! Here are Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and kids at what looks to be a family oriented restaurant in Germany. They look like they are having a great time.

PETA Throws A Bash - No Animals Were Harmed

BOY WHAT A PARTY PETA THREW! I can just imagine the conversation that was had during this "bash" as ABACA press called it. Look at all the facsinating people that were there. What letter of the alphabet do they all fall under?

Moby attends Peta's Fashion Week bash held at Stella McCartney's meatpacking district store


Pamela Anderson and Lady Bunny


Rev. Al Sharpton was there too


Alan

Fashion Week

Carrie Underwood wearing Baby Phat attends the Baby Phat Fall 2006 Collection


Angie Harmon and Russell Simmons attend the Baby Phat Fall 2006 Collection

Mya at the Baby Phat fashion show in the Bryant Park Tent in New York City


Alek Wek backstage at the Baby Phat fashion show in the Bryant Park Tent in New York City



J.C. Chasez at the Lacoste Fashion show at the Bryant Park Tents in New

Sunday Sampler

Brooke Burke at a Hooters grand opening. This is funny that I came across this picture. I went to a cousin's birthday party yesterday and my cousin said that her cousin (how many times can I say cousin in a sentence?) reads my blog and saw that I worked at Hooters. I didn't realize that people in my circle check the site. So now I know to not talk about my prostitution days or serious drug

I Think I Hate Word Press

I am about ready to give up on word press. My server isn't taking it and I just don't know what to do. I guess I have to stay put for a while longer -- sorry for the delay in posts. Thanks for being patient. I will update tons of stuff on Sunday - not that anyone is going to read it during the Super Duper bowl. I still appreciate your patience.

Meet The New Monica Lewinsky

You know if this romance is true, then Elizabeth Arnold with be the music industries Monica Lewinsky. There will be lots of hissing and booing whenever she enters a room for the rest of her life if she gets with Nick Lachey. After all, everyone LLOOOVVEESS Jessica Simpson. Don't F with him Elizabeth if you know what's good for you!

Meet The New Monica Lewinsky

You know if this romance is true, then Elizabeth Arnold with be the music industries Monica Lewinsky. There will be lots of hissing and booing whenever she enters a room for the rest of her life if she gets with Nick Lachey. After all, everyone LLOOOVVEESS Jessica Simpson. Don't F with him Elizabeth if you know what's good for you!

Television Round Up

Well, I didn't see Roseanne on TV - but close enough! Roseanne Barr has a children's book to promote and she ain't afraid to do it! YEEEE HAAAWWW

Cher from Beauty and the Geek 2 is a freaking ho and I hate her with all of my heart. Who does she think she is? She is NOT a beauty. WB needed to fill some freaking quota to get this bitch on the show. She is smug and not learning a single thing. I

Bring It!

Here is someone who NATURALLY gives Pam Anderson a run for her money in the boob department. Salma Hayek attended the 2006 Santa Barbara Film Festival Day.

Pam Anderson Opens Up Tab Cans With Her Breasts

I hope she does at least. What other reason do you have to get them so freaking big? If they are functional - I can understand. Do they do Pammy's taxes? Give her foot massages? Comb her hair at night?

PS - Notice the guy behind the ropes catching a feel of the Anderson boobies!

Jamie Lynn Has A Pony On Her Ass

Somebody stop Jamie Lynn Sigler before she wears this again. This coat is the worst I have ever seen. Isn't she like... old? Can't she vote yet? Why would someone buy a coat with a unicorn, stars and swirly things on the ass area when they have been married and divorced? I think Jamie Lynn is regressing.

Pantene Icon Party

Carmen Electra, Fran Dresher and Maria Menounos


Fran Dresher (who will always just be "The Nanny" to me) was lucky enough to attend the Pantene Icon Party. Doesn't she look like she could be Marisa Tomei's sister (or do I dare say other sister)?

Brad Wants To Be A Gay Cowboy!

I love this!! Brad Pitt wants a gay script to come his way. He knows it's the only way he will ever win an award. He sat back and watch nomination after nomination fly towards Brokeback Mountain and hot pink light bulbs were going off all inside his pretty little head. So what does he do? He makes a few calls and is now on the hunt to be the next gay whatever...


Does Angie and the kids approve

Rumor Has It...

THANK GAWD! Michelle Rodriguez is getting booted off the Lost Island. My husband is going to be so freaking happy when he reads this!Harry Potter fans - are you ready? (yeah) I can't hear you! (Yeah) A little louder! (YEAH) -- ok!! The 5th installment of the series will start filming next week.
Paris Hilton lost her shit again.Kelly Ripa can finally spend some time with her kids now that she is

From Justin To Britney - Leave His Ass

Justin Timberlake is reaching out to Britney Spears telling her to leave Kevin Federline if she is really unhappy with him. He isn't saying that he will take her back (cause he already tapped that ass if you know what I mean). Besides, what will happen to fug Cameron Diaz if he leaves her?

"Justin asked point-blank, 'Are you happy?'" a source close to both singers tells Star. "Britney paused

Nicole Richie's Trainer Can Be Paid Off

It seems that Adam Ernster will say just about anything so long as the checks keep on rolling in from Nicole Richie. Adam is Nicole's trainer - trainer for what? This girl doesn't work out!!

Her trainer, Adam Ernster, insists nothing is wrong, saying: "She's healthy and upbeat as always."(UK Yahoo)

Freaking Friday!!

DONT CALL IT A COME BACK - IVE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS... well not really. Actually this IS a come back. The Spice Girls are returning!! WHOOPIE


Click here to see Ashton Kutcher on the toliet showing off his private parts. I don't want to post it in case you are at work.

HOLY AIRBRUSHED BATMAN! We all know what kind of thighs you usually have sweetie! Wouldn't it be nice if everyone could get a

Britney Spears - Pregnant Again!

Well, if this doesn't scream "TRYING TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE" I don't know what does.

I think you are told by doctor's to wait like 6 months before you get pregnant again. I would also think that Britney Spears would take a look at how Kevin Federline has been fathering little Sean and realize she made a mistake. Do we ever see Kevin walking around with Sean alone? NO! We see Kevin playing golf,

Charlize Theron Gets A Golden Shower... I Mean Kamera

What the hell is Jerry Lewis doing in Germany? Furthermore, doesn't he have enough to worry about health wise that should veer him away from a tanning booth?


South African actress Charlize Theron holds her award for the Best International Actress during the annual "Goldene Kamera" awarding ceremony organized by German TV magazine "Hoerzu" in the Ullstein Halle at the Axel Springer editions'

Firewall Movie Premiere

Calista Flockhart and the star of the film and her life (awww)

Antonio Sabato Jr. and family
Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany

When I hear the title Firewall, I think of a movie similar to Hackers. I don't think Harrison Ford and bank robbers. But it is what it is and here are the pictures to prove it.

OMG Locklear Is Heading Towards The Dark Side!

I can't believe it! I just can't believe it! I heard rumors. I even almost bought into them. But I always though that Heather Locklear was the rocker version of Tom Hanks - in a marriage that will last forever! So to hear that she filed for divorce from Richie Sambora makes me really sad and shocked. Is there a Santa?

Rachel Bilson Is Getting Oh So Popular

Just look at this mob scene - paparazzi everywhere, stalker autograph hounds, papers flying, people getting crushed on the floor, airplanes crashing, plagues taking over nations - what a life Rachel Bilson leads!!!

Penelope Cruz Vacations In Cabo With Matthew McConaughey

She wore an itsy bitsy teeney weeney yellow la di da bikini...

So I guess Penelope and Matthew Mcconaughey are still going strong. They went to Mexico baked in the sun while we all slave the day away in front of our computer screens. Damn bastards!

Elle McPherson Still Has The Goods

Elle McPherson is in need of some extra press. So what does an aging supermodel do? She goes swimming topless in St. Tropez.

Welcome My Roomie!!

Bloggin Hotties - an award I should win hands down (and over your eyes) is my new roomie. Please welcome the site with open arms!!

Bloggin Hotties

Jessica Alba Spends Mad Cash

...and is sponsoring Diet Coke. Do you see how perfectly she is holding that can in one of the shots? There were about 20 shots of this shopping day - some looked really staged.

Some Ladies For Ya

Harry Potter's Luna Lovegood has been filled. Evanna Lynch snagged the role. I am sure they are going to bleach out her hair - but I could see it.


I love this shot of Reese Witherspoon! She looks like a superhero to me.

Geri Halliwell (or is that her mum) running errands in Hollywood.

Julia Roberts is set to debut in Three Days of Rain in a few days. She doesn't look so excited though.

Katie Holmes Is Stopping The Rumors

Katie Holmes wants everyone to see her real pregnant belly. She doesn't want to read anymore posts about how fake her pregnancy is yada yada yada. What the hell is she wearing though? I bet Tom Cruise wouldn't allow her to show off her stomach.

You Wouldn't Want To See Me In This Outfit!

Carmen Electra leaving the Marquee Nightclub with her makeup gals. I know that she is sucking it in a bit but she has a smoking body. She must be a size zero - which I guess isn't so far fetched in Hollywood. She really looks great. I have her striptease workout tapes. Maybe I should dust them off and give them a go...

Kevin Federline Wants An Open Marriage

I love this story. It probably is so true but Britney lawyers are going to bark around town and dismiss it. I could totally seeing this piece of trash telling Britney Spears that he NEEDS to see other people. I had an exboyfriend say that to me once...freaking loser! Anyway, back to Kevin and Britney --

Life & Style Weekly is set to report that Kevin Federline has a lot to learn when it comes

Rumor Has It...

Kate Moss speaks to the pigs.The National Association To Advance Fat Acceptance is mad as Simon Cowell of American Idol. I think the real story here is that such an organziation exists.
Watch a video of Tonya Harding - you remember right? The girl who wasn't going to win at the Olympics so she got someone to beat the shit out of her competitions knee.
Guess which Lost star is praying with the

I Can't Wait To See This Movie

When I say "I can't wait" I mean "I can't wait to rent" not to spend $45 bucks at the theatre (remember I'm in NYC). I will be watching the box office numbers roll and try to compare them to Mr. and Mrs. Smith because I know this is Jennifer Aniston's little way of trying to get back at Brad Pitt. If she could just beat him at the box office then everything in the universe will somehow be right

Excuse Me While I Barf

Yet another picture that makes me want to throw up the meatball hero I had for dinner (hey, I am half Italian). HOLY SMOKING BODY! I am going to make myself feel better by writing that I am sure it was airbrushed. I am also going to make myself feel better by saying that I just had a baby. Ok seriously, I hate Roselyn Sanchez even if she is doing a great thing for PETA.

Not Even If You Paid Me!

I just need to say that again - NOT EVEN IF YOU PAID ME! I don't like it. I don't get it. I don't care how rich he is. What is the big stink with Travis Barker? His wife is hot and his kids are adorable. But he is so fug!

Ashley Massero

Do you watch WWE? Then you should know who Ashley Massero is. I sure as hell don't. I know what I DO know -- that my ass needs to get to the gym.

Does Jordan Have A Mother?

WHAT IS THIS CHICKS BACK STORY? I need to know!!!

Lindsay Lohan And The Beatles

The best things in life are free
But you can keep them for the birds and bees
Now give me money
That's what I want
That's what I want, yeah
That's what I want


You're lovin' gives me a thrill
But you're lovin' don't pay my bills
Now give me money
That's what I want
That's what I want, yeah
That's what I want


Money don't get everything it's true
What it don't get, I can't use
Now give me money

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony

Call me crazy but these two love birds really look like they enjoy one another...

Big Things - Boobs And Bellies

HOLY BOOBIES BATMAN! Pam Anderson did not see the Oprah special on bra sizes and how America is getting it wrong. You need to go up a few sizes and stay away from the demi cup!


Pregnant Brooke Shields goes to the local dog park on Sunday morning with her daughter Rowan Francis (b. May 15th, 2003), husband Chris Henchy and their pitbull. Los Angeles, California JANUARY 29, 2006

I'm Not Stopping Til My Fingers Bleed

Here is a picture of my house. Isn't is beautiful? OR it is Jay Z and Beyonce's house! BASTARDS!! Actually they worked really hard for it.

I see some dimples on your thighs Mariah Carey!! Here she is on a German talk show.


Val Kilmer looks like a dirty old man. I don't mean dirty like porno, I mean dirty like FILTHY. Boat shoes and no socks? PEE EWWUU

Reese Witherspoon at the Walk the Line

There is More I Promise!

Jared Leto looks like a professor I had in college. I was thinking about this little romance between Lindsay Lohan and Jared. Wouldn't you want to wait until Jared lost all the weight before you started to hook up with him? You KNOW this relationship is going to last for like a month - why not wait so it could be with the hot Jared instead of the scary, fat and ugly Jared? I know, I know -- it's

Catching Up

Brad and Angelina are back to NOT smiling in Germany. BUT now her arm is wrapped around his. We are slowly working our way to a public kiss - I CAN JUST TASTE IT!

Mira Sorvino helped open up a maternity store. I guess she should milk the pregnancy for all she can because we really haven't seen too much of her since Mimic - at least I haven't.

If I ever cut my hair this short I would kill

I Was Given The OK To Post

While I am moving from blogger.com to my new spot - I was told it's ok to still post here. I will be posting like a mad woman tonight and tomorrow morning. Thank you for your patience!!

I HAVE GOT SOME GOSSIP FOR YOU!

:)

Serena Gets Her Own Post

I don't know what to say about Serena Williams. Should she stop trying to look girlie all together or do we give her an A for effort (or is it an E for effort)? Are there genetic testing requirements to play tennis? Just curious

A Little More Time For Me Please

Matthew Perry has a girlfriend! Matthew Perry has a girlfriend... and she is going somewhere. Here they are at LAX.


Elisha Cutherbert with her boyfriend getting stalked

Nicole Richie... and her little dogs too!



Ashlee Simpson looking the BEST SHE HAS EVER LOOKED WITHOUT AIRBRUSHING leaving Radio1.


Kevin Spacey, who was awarded the John and Wendy Trewin Award for Best Shakespearean