Wednesday Is The Best And Worst TV Night For Me

I want to speak about American Idol before I start yapping about tonight's programs.

I love the beginning and the end of Idol. I LOVE watching the auditions and seeing how little I know about good singers (or how little the judges know). I love to take shots each time Randy Jackson says "dawg" or looks at the contestant with a blank face. I love to pull my eyebrow hair out each time Paula Abdul