Madam Vera Strikes Again

So I haven't done a Madam Vera post in a while. I thought it would be the right thing to do since I am blessed to have this psychic power and all. I don't know if I ever mentioned that I can read people's outfits. Articles of clothing actually speak to me - even in photographs. It's something like a sixth sense. Don't be alarmed! I can only use this power for good. No small children were hurt