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TOODLES!

Queer Eye Meets Dispirito

Mamma's Meatballs! Mamma's Meatballs!

I really liked Rocco Dispirito when he first came on TV. But then I saw what an asshole he was and now I wish death upon him. The Queer Eye cast on the other hand I LOVE LOVE LOVE! I even love Jai - the most pointless (but cutest) eye of the bunch. All the other guys are doing major reconstruction on the house or on the contestant and Jai usually gives him

Rumor Has It...

Brad Pitt should work undercover for the government - he can fit in anywhere.Nick Lachey has a new girlfriend?Is Jennifer Aniston going to write a book about her life with Brad?
The Razzies are out!Angela Bassett had twins via surrogate mother.Oscar heat is on!Tabloid Tuesday - get the rundown of all the magazines Britney Spears will star on Will and Grace. I guess they will let anyone on since

Winona?

I haven't seen Winona Ryder in ages and the first shots I see of her she is rocking out with Robert Trujillo of Metallica? And what is up with this devil face that she has on in the second picture?

The group reformed and played an hour long set for the premiere of the film "The Darwin Awards", a movie about people who accidentally kill themselves in bizarre ways.

Tuesday Temptations

Tom Cruise is one of the richest celebrities and he can't take the time out to get a new leather jacket. Click to enlarge to see the busted sleeve.


Pete Burns and boyfriend Michael Simpson getting busy at the Celebrity Big Brother 4 wrap party.
Guess what movie this cartoon is spoofing?


Katie Holmes is still behind Tom Cruise in his shadow - no longer with her fake painted on smile. At least

Benny Medina's Birthday Bash

Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie

Tyra Banks and Lenny Kravitz

Nikki Hilton

Jessica Simpson

I had no idea who Benny Medina was so I Googled him. He is responsible for films such as:
Maid in ManhattanAbove the RimFighting Temptationsand Booty CallThe other films that were listed I never heard of. In other words, THANK GAWD for Benny Medina! Anyway - he had a party and a bunch of celebrities

TREND ALERT! TREND ALERT!

I have been saying for weeks that the latest thing for celebrities to do is go food shopping. Well Christina Aguilera and her husband just got the news. How strange it must be to have photographers follow you around while you decide which cereal to pick up this week.

Nicole Richie Reveals Her Diet Secret!

IT'S EXLAX! No just kidding. Funny Photoshop though!

Talk To Da Hand!

He is whiter than me - and I am pretty white!

US American pop star Michael Jackson leaves a limousine surrounded by photographers at the airport in Hamburg, Germany, on January 30, 2006. The pop star caused a media hype with his unexpected trip to Hamburg. Jackson is said to have booked flights to Munich, Venice and Paris.

Halle And Bruce Sitting On A Tree

Remember all the rumors about how Bruce Willis asked for Halle Berry's phone number? The both laughed it off and gave one another compliments. WELL LOOKIE HERE! These two are filming together and are both single. SURE Halle Berry is between two guys at the moment - but it's Bruce Willis. I can totally see him fathering her first child. REMEMBER - Halle said by 40 she is having a kid with whoever

I'm Still Not Convinced

Here is yet another celebrity trying to convince us of something different than what she really is. Paris is innocent and Nicole Richie eats. HA





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Paris Hilton Is Getting Younger

First Disneyland - no wait - First a sex tape, then Disneyland, and now a carnival? What gives? Is Paris Hilton trying to show a more innocent side to us and make us forget that she is a skanky ho?

My Two Favorite Dresses of SAG

If Hillary Swank's dress was to the floor I wouldn't have a tie. But it isn't so I am also including Teri Hatcher's dress. I love them both.

Haylie Duff Should Become Friends With Ashlee Simpson

I just posted about Hillary Duff and said that she resembled her sister in one of the shots. I TAKE IT BACK. Haylie Duff is so FUG! She should become friends with Ashlee Simpson because they have a lot in common. They are both nasty ugly and are famous only because of their sisters. If that isn't a strong base for a friendship - I don't know what is.

Hillary Duff in PR

Hillary Duff at a press conference in Puerto Rico. Doesn't she look a lot like her sister in the first shot. It's scary!

Jennifer Aniston In German In Style

Jennifer Aniston must be slowing dying on the inside. I can just picture her nights with Vince Vaughn. Vince runs around trying to overcompensate for what he isn't and Jennifer plays along just to have something to do. Anyway, here are some shots of her in the German version of In Style magazine.

Too Tired For A Title

Drew Barrymore looks AWESOME in the upcoming edition of Vogue. I would love to wear those dresses for a day. So beautiful!

Do you like Mandy Moore? On Feb 7th she is going to join the cast of Scrubs. Stay tuned



These pictures are super creepy and should be against the law. I feel like I am in the middle of a stalker movie eating some popcorn. Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen are together

Monday Must Haves

Ben Affleck (who is looking like Adam Sandler) is back to being scruffy and dirty looking. I am sure Jennifer Garner is thrilled!



Jennifer Lopez (who I haven't thought about in a while) and Marc Anthony are STILLLLLL fiming this stupid movie that no one will go to see.


Ashely Fug Simpson arriving in London looking as bad as usual.

Rumor Has It...

Mariah Carey in the German In Style Feb 2006 - HOLY AIRBUSH BATMAN!
Click to enlarge

Today's Rumor Has It will be really slim pickings because of the SAG award show. Maybe somebody will end up engaged or divorced today... PLACE YOUR BETS

Avril Lavigne wants to be a model.
Wilmer Valderrama is trying to reach out to Linsday Lohan to get some help for her self-destruction.Jessica Simpson is

SAG Award Photos Part Deux

Sandra Oh NO! I think anyone who wore a black and white dress this year missed the mark (think Pamela Anderson and Gena Davis)

Teri Hatcher looked great. BUT she is no longer that simple girl who feels so lucky to get a second chance in Hollywood. The fame has totally gone to her head. You can see it in her poses.

Nick Lachey, minus Jessica Simpson naturally, still looks great. I wish he

SAG Award Photos

Reese Witherspoon for Walk The Line

The deserving Kiefer Sutherland from 24
PS - I just saw last weeks episode! It was so great. I can't wait for the drama to unfold between Jack's bitches.

My peeps from Lost

Cast of Desperate Housewhores - I mean Housewives

Cast of Crash

Patti LaBelle Loves Crabs

Angelina Jolie Likes To Vogue

Strike a pose
Strike a pose
Vogue, vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue, vogue


Look around everywhere you turn is heartache
It's everywhere that you go [look around]
You try everything you can to escape
The pain of life that you know [life that you know]


When all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It's called a dance floor, and here's

Hidden Messages In Photos

KISS MY ASS NICK!


JESSICA! YOU DAMN BITCH!


WHATEVA!

Sunday Snack - Abaca Press Is A Demi God

Deborah Gibson attends the Rock of Ages Opening Night in Los Angeles, CA on January 28, 2006. The new Los Angeles musical depicts Hollywood in 1986 as Guys and Dolls captured Times Square half a century earlier.

Elle McPherson arrives for a concert by the Magnets at the start of their 3 week residency at the Riverside Studios in Hammersmith, west London

Petra Nemcova meets press in the Carlsbad

Why Is Cyndi Lauper Still In Entertainment

I loved Cyndi Lauper. In the 80s when girls were divided between her and Madonna - I stuck with Lauper. I had every record (yes I said record) and I knew the lyrics to every song. But for the last 4 years in a row Cyndi Lauper has re-released True Colors with different singers tooting along with her. I know it's a great song - one of the best. But how many different ways can you cling onto

Pamela Anderson Food Shops In Heels

Pamela Anderson ran into Gary Busey while food shopping. I found these shots and the caption was old friends hang out - but I think that's bullshit. This definitly was a case of two actors passing one another. Well... one big boobed girl and an actor in passing.

Directors Guild Awards

I love Patricia Heaton! Not only because she is hilarious (or should I say WAS hilarious) on Everybody Loves Raymond, but also because she is so open about the plastic surgery she has had. It is so refreshing to see that! Hers she is at the Director Guild Awards.

Tatyana Ali Is All Grown Up

WOW
Did you used to watch The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air? I watched it religiously! Wil Smith must be doing a double take when he sees recent photos of his younger co-star Tatyana Ali. I hate that in order to make a come back you have to show off the goods.

Sarah Jones's Bridge & Tunnel Event

Natalie Portman went to go see a show not looking her best - but hey - everyone gets to have an off day. The lighting in these shots are not helping either.

I'm Going International!

A friend of mine came over last night and said that he loved Monica Bellucci. This morning, during my search for celebrity photos, I came across a set of hers. She is promoting "Combien tu m'aimes?". Here you go Joe!

Drew Barrymore Has A Funny Face

Curious George Premiere

Juliette Lewis Is A Train Wreck

What is she wearing? I didn't think they still made jeans that color! WILD


Juliette Lewis was looking for some good food (or some media press) so she visited the famous restaurant The Ivy.

Nicole Richie Is Eating And Jennifer Garner Hasn't Lost The Weight Yet?

What is this bizzaarrroooooo world?
Nicole Richie LOOKS like she is eating...well chewing. Notice we don't have any shots of her swallowing. I guess a funnier title for this post would have been "Nicole Richie doesn't like to swallow."

The first picture looks like Nicole is going to barf! It's almost as if her body is rejecting the food! Pretty funny


Jennifer Garner looks great after just

Being A Good Person Is Catchy

Tara Reid must have heard that Kirsten Dunst did a good deed this weekend! Still looking fantastic - she gave money to a dog. Wait, WHAT? I think it was a blind homeless person. But I am just guessing on that one. Hey Tara, can you have your stylist call Jessica Simpson?

Saturday Sampler

Michelle Trachtenberg at the Escada Fragrance Launch




Jamie Lynn Sigler also attended the Escada Fragrance Launch


Gabrielle Union at the "Something New" Premiere. I knew nothing about this movie. Click here to read summary

Mary Kate Olsen Likes Kirsten Dunst's Taste In Clothes

It is spandex week and you are all invited! What is up with this? These people literally have millions and millions of dollars and they buy pants worth $2.99 or less? Mary Kate Olsen is trying to hide her face... I wonder why?

Brittany Murphy Should Become Friends With Nicole Richie

We all know that Brittany Murphy picked up a nasty eating disorder after she got semi-famous from Clueless. Why hasn't she become friends with the skinny people yet? Does she live in LA? Actually, I never see her with ANYONE famous now that I am thinking about it. I only see her with whoever her current boyfriend or fiance is.

Jessica Simpson Needs A Stylist

I guess Nick Lachey got to keep the stylist because Jessica Simpson is wearing one HARRIBLE outfit after the next. What the hell is this shirt about? Is it to hide the love bites she got when she had a fling at that hotel the other day? Here she is leaving Pace restaurant.

Join Rhonetta Johnson's Fan Club

Thanks to my no name reader for putting me up on this website. The pictures are pretty funny and I can only imagine what else people will do with her mug once the site gets around.

http://www.rhonettajohnson.com/images

Mischa Barton Has Been Busy

Mischa Barton visited NYC and made the most out of it.

She went on David Letterman. I missed it. :(
She also visited MTV's TRL in a little dress with no stockings and black toe nail polish on a very very cold day. If I wore that dress my boobs would be doing a Scarlett Johansson. And what is up with the Ugg shoe fest behind her?

Kirsten Dunst Helps The Needy

I guess all that shooting for Spiderman 3 has paid off for Kirsten Dunst's soul. She is doing great things while wearing spandex! They stretch so it's easier for her to FLLLYYYYY! Here she is helping an eldery woman out of Saks.

Jenna Jameson At The Weinstein Co. And Glamour Magazine Golden Globe After Party

That was a freaking mouthful wasn't it! I am so thankful that I live in a society where hookers and porn stars get invited to exclusive events and get free clothes and jewelry.Mr. Jameson must be so proud. She does look smoking hot though.

Madonna Fug

i made it through the wilderness
somehow i made it through
didnt know how lost i was
until i found you.
i was beat incomplete
i done had i was sad and blue
but you made me feel yeah you made me feel shiny
and new



like a virgin hey
touched for the very first time
like a virgin when your heart
beats next to mine




gonna give you all my love boy
my fear is fading fast
been saving it all for

Video For The Soul

Ok so Dlisted did it again (well at least his readers did). Great videos available that make fun of Tom Cruise in Top Gun and Rhonetta Johnson from American Idol.

Kate Moss In Paris

My father thinks she is the most beautiful person in the world. I can't see what Kate Moss is all about. I think drugs and eating disorders when I look at her. Here she is looking scary skinny shopping in Paris.

Kayne West Likes To Play Dress Up

We have all seen this picture of Kayne West photographed as Jesus for the Rolling Stones. I didn't post it because I figured it would be a waste of time. But then someone scanned the inside pictures and there is one of him dressed up like Muhammed Ali. Niw I am just waiting for a Michael Jackson impression and I could die a happy woman.

Rumor Has It...

Toccara from America's Next Top Model

There are a lot of great stories today! I can't believe a Friday has such great gossip. Be sure to read every line and click if you want more!

Clay Aiken's GAY! GASP!!! I just can't believe it! I mean never in a million years would I have thought this.
I hate when celebrities are forgiven for doing stupid things just because they are celebrities. Madonna

TGIF! Friday Files

Did you like the early shots of Angelina Jolie? Well, I found some more! I got some emails about her looking like a tramp in the old shots. I wanted to find better ones so the haters can appreciate her beauty.




The Hollywood Rag posted a pretty funny shot of Brad Pitt. He DOES look like he is ready to start shooting the Matrix!! I love it.



These pictures aren't the best of quality but I

Ladies Of The Big Momma's House 2 Premiere

You know you are going to go and see this movie. Martin Lawrence is funny as hell. Here are some shots of the movie premiere. I have to be honest. I don't know who any of these women are.

Emily Procter
Katie Chonacas

Alicia ArdenNia Long

Take a look at the background of this shot. Do you see all the heavy old ladies in wigs?!!!

Scarlett Johansson Is Just Too Sexy

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan


And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I

They Can't Stop Holding Hands!

Boy! They are out of the closet aren't they? Brad and Angelina are holding hands all around town. They were spotted at the World Economic Forum.

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HELP

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Nicole Kidman Is A Goodwill Ambassador

Nicole Kidman looks really great in these shots of her being introduced as a Goodwill Ambassador for UNIFEM. Was Keith Urban there to support her I wonder???

Project Runway - Nick Is Still In

My predictions are still on the money. I think I said the aussie would go before Zulema but they were the next two to leave. YEAH - Zulema got the boot!!

Daniel won the challenge (as he should have). His design was soooo beautiful! I have to give Santino props for listening to the advice of Tim. It shows that he is growing as a person (is this the new Starting Over house?).

Here is Nick's

Friends With Dogs

Actor JAKE GYLLENHAAL flirting with actress SOPHIA BUSH recently divorced from hubby of six months actor Chad Michael Murray. The two met up at a Malibu dog park where Jake brought his German Shepherd Atticus and his new Puggle puppy Boo Radley.

Jessica Simpson Wants More Attention

Not only did Jessica Simpson go out to eat at The Ivy - but she wore a hoochie skirt. YEAH I SAID IT PAPA JOE - HOOCHIE!




AND this is the best picture of Jessica shopping for shoes. It really looks like it hurts when she thinks.

Can You Imagine Looking Like This As A Teenager?

I looked like the werewolf and Angelina Jolie looked like a princess as a teen. WTF!

Thursday Temptations

Life & Style Magazine will have us believe that Angelina Jolie's future sister-in-law is telling regular store clerks the gender of the baby-to-be while she goes shopping for clothes. It is a 50/50 chance that this story is right. I guess that is better odds than usual right??

A friend of Brad's sis Julie spoke with her at a church meeting. The pair spoke about her recent purchases at '

A Post About Oprah

Ok, so as you know I am a SAHM. I Tivo Oprah and watch her every chance I get. Yesterday's episode had me bawling. I'm guessing the majority of my readers are females so I think this post will fly.

A woman was getting robbed and the thief was trying to take her to another location. She wouldn't let him do that because she learned on the Oprah show "Never let the criminal take you to another

Heath Ledger With Michelle and Matilda

I guess the newest thing to do in Hollywood is fly around with newborns and get photographed in the airport. I am trying to wait a few months before I take my little one on a plane. But Hollywood doesn't seem to care - except for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Affleck. They didn't even let us see Violet until she was like 2 months old. Heath, Michelle, Matilda and nanny in at LAX.

Janet Jackson's The Body That Loves You Lyrics

Love

Sensual physical love

Is waiting here for you

When you unleash my desire

Chorus:

These are the hands that'll touch you

These are the lips that'll kiss you

These are the arms that'll hold you

So come get this body that loves you

Oh, how my heart does miss you

Love

Stroke me so gently my love

I love it when you mmmmmm

When you release me desire

Baby my heart's achin'

My body

Jessica Simpson In A Man's Shirt Leaving A Hotel

Wow! I can make something out of nothing!

It's a stretch - but isn't it juicy. Jessica Simpson looks like she feels guilty/upset about something. That looks like a Pink shirt that my husband owns... GASP! She is leaving the Chateau Marmont after staying overnight. The reports are saying with a mysterious man but I don't buy it.

Hatch In The Hatch

Sorry! I am a Lost watcher. So Richard Hatch (nude guy from Survivor) is guilty guilty guilty of tax invasion! Thanks Jordan for the update!

The Hilton Sisters at Disneyland

I can't handle much more of Paris Hilton. Why did I choose to blog about celebrities when Paris is a freaking celebrity (for what I don't know - but that is another story). I just HATE her!


AND HER LITTLE SISTER TOO!

Cliff Watts Does Lindsay Just Right

Lindsay Lohan is smoking hot in these shots. In fact, I think it is the best I have ever seen her. Does Cliff Watts make house calls?

Britney Spears Doesn't Look So Bad

Hey! It looks like Britney Spears is spending less time with her dead beat husband and cutie child and more time at the gym! She is looking pretty good for just having a kid... a hell of a lot better than I do DAMNIT! I am surprised that Kevin Federline is hanging out with her. Doesn't he need to be working on his album yo!

Sienna Miller And Hayden Christensen Are An Item

I read the reports and didn't believe them. I thought it was just some made up story to enhance the one of Sienna Miller having issues with Jude Law. But these two look PRETTY cozy in these shots. Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller are dating.

PDA For Brad And Angelina

YEAH! This couple is finally being themselves in public. I think Angelina Jolie even has a smile on some of these shots! Brad Pitt is holding hands with her and her belly is HUGE. Rumor has it her due date is May 2nd. They are flying all over the place. This time they are in Heathrow. Now all we need it to get the two of them kissing!

Guess Who?

This one is almost a no brainer. Who out of the celebrity world would dress up in Arab clothing and put their kid in a mask? Think long and hard....


If you guess Cher you are wrong! If you guess Michael Jackson - you are COORRREECCTT!

Is Jessica Gaining Weight?

Has the divorce made Jessica Simpson ease up on the work outs? She looks like a normal person now. I am sure she is munching on some Twinkies (mmmnnnn Twinkies!) and Ding Dongs while in bed all alone thinking about the huge mistake she made.

Wednesday Whammo's

Do you remember the wicked witch of the west Heidi Bressler from The Apprentice? Me neither until I saw this picture. She has a serious case of Fergi!! She is desperate to take the focus off of her face - so she shows off her abs.



Paris and Nicky Hilton doing the only thing they do to contribute to society...shop.

Can someone tell me how Ashlee Simpson is so lucky in life. She is so below

Rumor Has It...

Paris Hilton Nip Slip -- I can never tell if these are real or not.
Kentucky Fried Chicken beats Pam Andersen with a drum stick! Thank GAWD! Colonel Sanders stays put!In Tv news - Richard Hatch from Survivor is now on trial, UPN and WB join forces and NBC's Book of Daniel gets cancelled.Everyone is pretending that Tom Cruise isn't the one who axed Katie Holme's sex scene at Sundance. Oh Hollywood

Chris Penn Dead At 43

This is sad news for Hollywood. Sean Penn's brother Chris had died.


ET has confirmed that actor CHRIS PENN, who is the younger brother of SEAN PENN and star of movies like 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Starsky & Hutch' has died. Investigators were on the scene Tuesday, where Penn was found dead in Santa Monica, CA. He was 43. Penn played the role of Nice Guy Eddie in QUENTIN TARANTINO's 1992 cult hit

Brooke Shields Is Having A Girl

So in case you haven't heard - Brooke Shields is having another girl. She is due in May. She looks like someone from my past....

Gisele Bundchen At The Beach

I don't know if it is worth posting a Victoria's Secret model in a bikini. Isn't this a been there done that type post? Anyway, if you care - here is Gisele Bundchen at the beach.



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Is Tara Reid Finally A Woman?

This week I posted a picture of Tara Reid looking fantastic and I thought that it was a mistake - a joke - something that she did to see how much publicity she would get out of it. Well, Tara has proved me wrong. Here she is again looking really nice and cleaned up. Some team leader at the local AA meeting must be so very proud.


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Fug Sisters

What is going on with Jessica Simpson? Even her face is morphing into something nasty... something unattractive... something like Ashlee's face. They sure do look alike in these shots!

AND WHAT IS UP WITH THE BOW?
Update: I deleted the pictures because it seemed like it was slowing down my page. Click here to see them.

Chanel Gets Celebrities To Show

I would have thought that the celebrities would have united and protested the Chanel show in Paris which is part of Fashion Week. After all, Reese Witherspoon is such a sweet girl. To wear a dress that was already worn by Kirsten Dunst (who is KNOWN for her lack of fashion sense) - is just embarrassing.

But these skinny b's don't mind. Victoria Beckham looks like a cartoon to me. Her

Tuesday Topper Part Deux

Kirsten Dunst went to a flea market to pick up more clothes for her HARRIBLE wardrobe and ended up with a new boy toy. Where is she from???




Click to enlarge. Brad Pitt has been all smiles lately and we all know why. Here he is taking the time to meet a fan and sign some autographs.




This is from Dlisted and it is hilarious! I love the way Mariah looks in a vat of butter!




Nicole

I AM SCARED!

Rachel Drath, known for Saturday Night Live and The King of Queens, is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUGLY that I fell off my chair when I saw these shots of her at Sundance!

Rumor Has It...

GLAAD is speaking out against American Idol. All of Simon Cowell's comments forced the organization to stand up for gender expression. I knew this was going to happen because Simon's comments were really mean the last few episodes.Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have moved in together - well, we think.
The Buttafuocos and Amy Fisher are going to squeeze out some more fame juice from the media

X Men 3 Teaser Shots

Who's in it?
Hugh Jackman , Kelsey Grammer , Aaron Stanford , Ian McKellen , Halle Berry , Patrick Stewart , Vinnie Jones

The X-Men, mutant heroes sworn to defend a world that hates and fears them, are back! This time, with the help of new recruits The Beast and Angel, they must face evolution itself in the form of their former teammate, Jean Grey! (Coming Soon)

Tuesday Topper

Mischa Barton took in the sites while in Paris for Fashion Week at the Christian Dior show. She looks the prettiest I have ever seen her in these shots.




Bai Ling is my new favorite person to watch. She is a train wreck (not one waiting to happen - just a train wreck). I cannot understand her choice of clothing. Is she the chick that was in The Crow? Here she is with Paris Hilton - and the

Angelina, Brad And Kids Leave Airport

This happy family doesn't always look so happy. Angelina Jolie always seems to have on her sexy pout whenever she is photographed with Brad Pitt. The only time I saw her smile with him in the picture is when they were in Haiti. The news is out - these two are an item - I would just let it go and show my true emotions.

At the same time, I know she feels the hatred from all the Aniston fans out

The Afflecks Have Come Out Of Hiding!

How wonderful!
Ben, Jen, and Violet Affleck are finally going public. Although we still cannot see little Violet - it's nice to know they are all doing fine.


OH WAIT - I found a picture of Baby Affleck.


It's ok to be a dork if you admit it.

No Friends Reunion

I AM GOING TO CRY!
The rumors were false!
ARGH


I reported earlier this week that Friends was going to do a reunion special. It made so much sense because the article said that Jennifer Aniston was the only one holding it up. I believed it because it was also from Z100, a really popular radio station here in NY. Damn zoo!


"Not one ounce of truth," Jeff Zucker, CEO of NBC Universal Television

Paris, Lindsay and Gwen Oh My!

Lindsay Lohan shops for a scarf looking very serious.





Paris Hilton at Sundance - this cock sucker gets all the free stuff her black heart desires. Meanwhile she could buy everything in the freaking room and not bat an eyelash.


LOVE THESE PICTURES! Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale looking soooo cute. Gwen must be the most stylish mom out there.

Jay Z and Beyonce Playing Poker

Big chips! Big trips to Vegas nigga
Big cribs and the whips is spacious (Uh huh)
Any day they could dig your grave
Shit, So Big is my inspiration, dig
No reward that's the risk is taken
In which case you niggaz wouldn't wanna switch places
I on the other hand relish the situation
Thank the Lord for the gift, I'm gracious
I went overboard, look at this big bracelet
I overhauled it you wouldn't

Halle Berry On Set Of Perfect Stranger

Hey I saw this sitcom. It involved an immigrant and a neat freak. There was no woman lead. I really don't think that Halle Berry would mesh well with Balki. Bruce Willis is staring as well.

The Bryant Family

Pregnant with baby number two - Vanessa and Kobe Bryant with daughter
I guess Money CAN buy you love. I would need a lot more than a new fur and diamond ring. Kobe would be walking everywhere on his knees if I was Vanessa.

New Roomie And Shannon Elizabeth

I have a new roomie! Welcome Haunted House Dressing. Click here to check out this spooky blog. I love clicking on roomies of other bloggers because it brings me to sites I would have never known about.


Christina Aguilera still looking amazing hanging out at the CAA party in Santa Monica with her husband.


In other news - Shannon Elizabeth is sooooooooooo beautiful! WOW - I saw the huge high

Fergi Wants You To Stop Looking At Her Face

Fergi from the Black Eye Peas wanted to do some promotional shots of her in skimpy clothing. I guess it's because everyone has been saying how nasty she looks lately. She does have a great body and she knows it. So what better way to take the focus off of her face then these shots.

Nicole Kidman's Fur Photoshoot

I love seeing behind the scenes things. It's just something I enjoy. Here is a photoshoot for Fur that Nicole Kidman has recently done.

Eve Has Hard Nipples

Eve has a nipple ring? I didn't know that. Click to enlarge.

Tatler Loves Kate Beckinsale

LOVE HER! Here are some shots of her in a British Magazine called Tatler. What a strange name. I think tater tots...

Bai Ling Is Wacky

Her style is blinding! Bai Ling never looks good. I would love to find a picture of her looking good! Here she is being ugly at the Blender party in Las Vegas.


These shots are from the Asian Excellence Awards. I am sure that the Asian community is thrilled that Bai Ling is a representative of theirs.

Monday Munchies

Why does Katie Holmes drink coffee all the time? You aren't supposed to have that much coffee when you are pregnant! And don't tell me it's decaf because you know it isn't. Look! Tom Cruise isn't around and she is looking all depressed again. I guess he didn't have a chance to inject her with madness juice.


I am really glad someone posted this clip of Saturday Night Live and Drew Barrymore.

Rumor Has It...

If you're gay and you know it clap your hands (clap clap). If you're gay and you know it clap your hands (clap clap). If you're gay and you know and you really want to show it on the new gay channel that's looking for gay life in America click on this link (click click)Collin Farrell is still pissed off and sue crazy over his sex tape that I am so upset about not seeing! I tried to get onto

Madam Vera Strikes Again

So I haven't done a Madam Vera post in a while. I thought it would be the right thing to do since I am blessed to have this psychic power and all. I don't know if I ever mentioned that I can read people's outfits. Articles of clothing actually speak to me - even in photographs. It's something like a sixth sense. Don't be alarmed! I can only use this power for good. No small children were hurt

Sunday Snack

Ok, so maybe this is a scary picture of Rose McGowan. But I am a Charmed fan and I love her character so I am going to post. She is as white as my husband's ass. I decided to see if I could find some shots of Rose's family. I came up with a few.


Here we have Rose's cousin Frankie. He is so cute.


Oh and this one is Aunt Trudy. She always tells the funniest stories.

Last but not least we

Friends Coming Back To TV

I posted nearly the enitre article because I know that you want to read it. I am so excited about this. I used to really love Friends!!

The wildly popular sitcom is returning to television after each of its six stars agreed multi-million dollar deals to star in four one-hour specials. Seminal sitcom Friends is returning to television after each of its six stars agreed multi-million dollar deals

Rumor Has It...

This is sad. I don't know if it is totally true because whenever I see "source" - I doubt. Jennifer Aniston is questioning her relationship with Brad Pitt. Maybe in her heart she thought that Angelina Jolie will pass over and they will get back together.
:(

"Jen and Brad have talked sporadically over the past few months, but he avoids the subject of Angelina. I guess he figures he's sparing her

Miss America

I didn't see the show. I didn't even know it was on to be honest. But I woke up and came across these pictures. So for all you Miss America fans -- here are some highlights:
22-year-old ballerina from Oklahoma was crowned Miss America.The pageant was held in Las Vegas for the first time.Jennifer Berry is her name.Georgia was runner up - Monica Pang

Sunday Breakfast

Courtney Love still spending all her money like she got some! These pics were taken coming out of a beauty salon.


If it wasn't 7 in the morning, I would have photoshopped this picture and replaced Hillary Duff's teeth with a set from a horse... but like I said, it's 7 in the morning. Oh yeah - she was in Canada.


Christina Aguilera and Jordan leaving the club baby! I still love Christina's

Saturday Sampler

Winnie Cooper will do anything to get back into the public's eye. I think if she put a paper bag over her face she would be back on top in no time.


Paris Hilton bought some art recently. She took a really long time to make sure that is was the right piece for her.

Just look at what she ended up with! HARRIBLE!!

Nick Lachey went to the Four Seasons to visit someone - BUT WHO??? Could this be

Is Jessica Falling Off Or Is It Just Me?

Jessica Simpson used to be so hot. Now I look at her and see a mess. Usually when something bad happens in Hollywood - good things happen to the celebrity it happened to (think Paris Hilton).


But Jessica's divorce to Nick seems to be doing the opposite for her. Speak of a Lachey - did anyone catch Dancing With The Stars? As I watch Drew skip his way around the floor in high heels I think about

Pepsi Paid KFed To Carry Around Coca Cola Can

Ok so that isn't true - but wouldn't that be funny!! How perfect is the logo of Kevin Federline's soda can lined up for the shot? I think it's a bit fishy. Oh and pick up your F*&%ing pants man! That style died like 10 years ago!! Move on! Let it go...

Friday Sampler Part Deux

Another Tom Cruise Asshole move! He got South Park to stop running the episode about him and Scientology! ARGH



P Diddy and Penelope Cruz looking crazy sexy in some ads.



Josh Holloway or Sawyer in my dreams... LOVE HIM! But he is taken by my cousin Erica. Sorry Ladies!

Jessica Alba looking cute with her boyfriend Cash. Why is it that one of the two is always on the phone?

Slow Day!

Ain't nothing happening people! So I decided to do a little searching on the web for some no makeup shots of celebrities. Here ya go!

Jada Pinkett Smith


Kelly Osbourne

Jennifer Lopez


Courtney Cox and Emma Thompson

Christina Applegate

Madonna
Cameron Diaz
Christina Aguillera
Goldie Hawn

Britney Spears
Alicia Silverstone

I am also going to post some shots of Carmon Electra because she

Bryce Dallas Howard to Play Gwen Stacy in Spider-Man 3

Move Over Mary Jane! There is a new red head in town. This makes sense on a few levels. Kirsten Dunst and Toby McGuire had a weird break up. So why would they want to be love interests again when they can at least lessen the kissing scenes required by adding on another chick?


So in comes Bryce Dallas Howard - who if you can't place her is from The Village. I thought she was great! It also

Jennifer Love Hewitt Might Pose For Playboy!

I know you are all gasping for air. Why would Jennifer Love Hewitt post for Playboy. She is normally so shy and hates publicity. Oh wait that's not true. Jennifer is a publicity whore. She even stages her own shots. So it does make sense to me that she is willing to bear it all.



The Star reports a 'source' told the magazine:
"She told me that maybe a sexy magazine layout with her showing

Friday Munchies

First Jessica Simpson gets her lips done and she always looks like she is pouting and depresesed. Now it looks like she got her eyes lifted and looks crazy? Great job Jess! This is what fame and money can do to you people. Be happy with your normal lives. I could be wrong. Jessica could just be on crack. Maybe she is starting to hang out with Nicole Richie's boy - Steve O. Boy! Nicole is a really

Paris Hilton Is The Bionic Woman

Paris Hilton can shop, talk on the phone, and plan her next sex tape escapade all while running from the paparazzi. She truly is the new Bionic Woman!

Sundance Premiere Of Friends With Money

FAKE SMILE - CRYING INSIDE
Jennifer Aniston and cast at the Friends with Money premieres at the Sundance Film Festival. Why isn't it okay for Jennifer to show a little pain. Everyone with a soul knows that this is hurtful on so many levels. Why do we have to hear how great she is doing in every interview and every picture see her sooooooooo happy? It's life. And sometimes life hurts - just be

Television Round Up

Thank GAWD Beauty and the Geek has been moved to Thursday nights. I used to get anxiety attacks on Wednesdays because I had conflict with another show.



So let's talk about what WAS on. Americal Idol part 2 was pretty funny. The best thing that Simon Cowell said was "I'm bored. You're annoying. And this is a waste of time!" (or something like that). My favorite contestant was the girl that was

Lindsay Lohan In NY

I found these pictures with the caption "visits a museum". I am not so sure of that though.It looks like Lindsay Lohan just went shopping. But I will leave it up to you.

Jenna Jameson Signs Autographs With Her Breasts

I'm sorry all I can see is the side view of Jenna Jameson's shirt. HOLY KNOCKERS Batman! The first shot looked like she had no shirt on at all. I bet everyone who had to stand on line couldn't give a shit about the wait.

I like her because I got to know her through the Howard Stern Show. I've never seen her "work" though.

Serena Is Packing

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me

Eminem's Wedding Picture

Who is this Amazon Queen that Eminem is standing next to? Is that Kim? It can't be. She looks...normal. Did she have plastic surgery? I guess this is what happens when you get off the crack.

Is This The Worst Magazine Cover Ever?

Who would approve this gross picture of Michelle Rodriguez to be on the cover of Latina Magazine? I just can't believe that this is real. She looks like she wants to eat me.
The top of this page says "Has this tough girl finally found herself?"Uh...NO!

Star Jones

Stop it! No one wants to read your damn book! Worry about your gay husband and leave us readers alone.

Teri Hatcher Is Desperate For Clooney

WOW that was a HARRIBLE title!!

Anyway - camps are denying but it looks to me like George Clooney and Teri Hatcher are trying to make a little something happen without everyone else knowing. What happened to Lucy Lu, George? I thought she was your lady!

Anyone Up For A Game Of Golf?

I am SO in if these are the three guys I would play with! Move over George Lopez.

Bob Hope Chrysler Classic here I come!!

My boyfriend - Mark WahlburgMy cousin's boyfriend - Matthew McConaugheyMy stand in - George Lopez
My... actually I don't give a shit about Justin Timberlake

Brad Pitt Is Now Daddy to Angelina's Kids

It's official! The courts have ruled that Brad Pitt can adopt Angelina Jolie's children. He went from zero to three in less than a year. He is the Ferrari of fathers-to-be.

Paris Hilton Won't Do Playboy

Has Paris Hilton forgotten that the main reason why she became so popular is because of her sex tape? Her entire celebrity is based on how good of a blow job she gives! So what the hell is she talking about not wanting to pose for Playboy?

I love this quote. In fact, it is the best quote of 2006 (short year so far but whatever). Paris Hilton doesn't want to do Playboy because...well, just read

Kate Beckinsale On The View

These pictures are way cheap but I am glad I found them. I watched this episode and she said something that I thought was worthy of a post. I forgot all about it until I saw these shots.

Kate Beckinsale is the lead in Underworld: Evolution (Duh) -- but did you know that her daughter plays a young Kate in the movie? Nepotism runs rampant in Hollywood. I wish I had a celebrity uncle!!

Chanel Lies To Reese Witherspoon

This is kinda messed up. You go to an award show wearing a designer gown knowing that you are the first person to wear it. Well, this wasn't the case for Reese Witherspoon. Chanel gave her a gown that Kirsten Dunst had worn MANY MOONS AGO... almost 3 years ago!

It appears Reese Witherspoon was duped by Chanel. The Golden Globe winner got an even bigger surprise than winning the Best Actress

Lindsay Lohan On Jared Leto's Movie Set

So it has escalated from a rumor to a strong possibility that these two are dating. Lindsay Lohan went to visit Jared Leto on his current film set. It is just crazy to see him like this. I would have waited to date him until after he finishes this role.

Someone Needs Bigger Pants

Jennifer Lopez is wearing pants that might be too tight on top. It looks like a borderline camel toe...

Mark Walhburg Is Getting Old

Oh Mark! Your face is starting to show your age. But don't worry! A few wrinkles will not keep me from you. And this hair... what is up with it? You need to buzz it short and stop playing games.

His daughter is adorable.

Wednesday Is The Best And Worst TV Night For Me

I want to speak about American Idol before I start yapping about tonight's programs.

I love the beginning and the end of Idol. I LOVE watching the auditions and seeing how little I know about good singers (or how little the judges know). I love to take shots each time Randy Jackson says "dawg" or looks at the contestant with a blank face. I love to pull my eyebrow hair out each time Paula Abdul

Afternoon Quickies

Geri Halliwell visits the hospital to check the status of her baby. She acutally looks wonderful in these shots.


WTF Keanua??

Rebecca Romijn minus the Stamos attended the WB TCA Party.

I think Soleil Moon Frye doesn't have enough media coverage. I am going to start a Punky Brewster movement! We need to bring it back - bring it ALL back.

EVERY
SINGLE
PICTURE
KATE IS BEHIND TOM! STOP

Paris Hilton's Father Gave Her No Love As A Child

This is what happens when a father ignores a child. He also ignores his wife! Check out Kathy Hilton showing off her nipples while partying with her daughter Nicky below.

Jessica Simpson's Drug Of Choice - Shopping

I don't really need to say much. The pictures speak for themselves.

Jessica Simpson Before Shopping


Jessica Simpson After Shopping

Jennifer Aniston And Vince Vaughn Are Roomies

You see Brad! Jennifer can rush into things just as quickly as you can. What? Do you think you are the only fool who jumps hard into a relationship?

I'm happy to report that JENNIFER ANISTON is having absolutely no trouble moving on. A well-placed source tells me that she and VINCE VAUGHN may already be living together. Vaughn is said to have moved into Aniston's L.A. home. No, not her and

Anne Hathaway Ain't No Disney Princess!

Havoc has taken a sweet little enchanted princess and turned her into a dirty, masturbating sex pot. Anne Hathaway - WHAT do your parents think?

I Have To Pack For Kansas

Today might be a bit light. NY is having this insane thunderstorm and my house is ready to fly off over the rainbow. I might spend most of the day under my bed with my 7 month old. But blog duty calls - so here are the highlights of today's gossip.



Hillary Swank announced her divorce to Chad Lowe a few weeks ago. She goes to the Golden Globes and doesn't smile once while she is wearing a black

24 - The Best Show Eva!

Beep
Beep
Beep
Beep

The following post takes place... ok I will shut up and get on with it. If you haven't started watching 24 - DONT! You missed 4 episodes already. Wait until they air the reruns. For the time being - get last season on DVD and enjoy the ride. I just love this show. It is total edge of your seat drama. It is "OH MY GOD I CAN"T BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED MADNESS!" I Tivo'd

Joe Simpson Is At It Again!

Did you like Newlyweds? Well, you are going to love Newly Single then! Jessica Simpson is in talks to star in her own reality show about her single life with MTV. OH BOY! Set your Tivo's now!!

After the failure of her marriage to her Newlyweds co-star Nick Lachey you'd have thought Jessica Simpson would have had enough of reality TV shows. Turns out that isn't the case at all: the

Lindsay In New York

I'm getting some protest for Lindsay's choice of hair color... but I like it. She can get away with it. I once had really dark hair and I looked like I was going to kill someone. BUT these light blue tight jeans HAVE TO GO!

Grocery Shopping Is In

Last year it was divorce and babies - this year it's divorce, babies and grocery shopping. Why are all these celebrities deciding to take control of their food and drink? I love Trader Joe's though. My husband made me drive out to Nassau last night to go to one. They really do have some good food.

As usual, Kirsten Dunst looks HARRIBLE. I stopped wearing spandex and slip on shoes when I was 11

Have I Become A Porn Site?

I am all about taking requests. I got tons for Golden Globe Dresses! Brad and Angelina are a piece of cake --- but now I am getting butt requests of Jessica Alba. AND I AM ACTUALLY POSTING! I feel dirty...

Here are some shots of Jessica Alba's...butt for Jess.

Lindsay And...Jared?

Jared Leto doesn't even look like himself! He is filming a new movie and secretly dating Lindsay Lohan. They snuck out of the back door of The Ivy (so as not to get photographed together). OR they went to the most photographed restaurant in Hollywood to get the buzz starting but still wanted to make it LOOK like they didn't want to be photographed. There are two things wrong with this picture.

Scarlett Johannson Likes It When You Touch Her Boobs

She is nuts! Her boobs have their own personality. She is the new Dolly Pardon.

I Can't Get Enough Of Brad And Angelina

I know some of you would rather me not post as many pictures of Pitt and Jolie. BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF. They are so available to me and I have to spread the news! So please forgive me in advance. I just realized that these two have HUGE LIPS. Their child is going to have one big pucker!

WORST Dress Of The Night

Drew Barrymore looked like an Amazon Queen in this green dress and no bra. Her breasts were popping out of the bottom of her skirt. I thought this was THE WORST CHOICE EVER. Fire the bitch who picked this dress Drew!!

I am on a hunt for more pictures of this dress so you can fully appreciate my anger! Here is another one! YUCK!!!UPDATE: I have gotten about 400 hits from search engines about

Mischa Barton Is A Giant

I think Mischa Barton needs to start hanging out with Nicole Kidman. She looks HUGE next to Rachel Bilson.
In Style had an after party for the Golden Globes and these ladies were part of the action. Can you tell today is going to be all about the Globes? It's the perfect time to announce a divorce without getting too much media coverage. If I had to place a bet -- I would guess Cruise and Holmes.

Tuesday Sampler - Regular Serving

It's Tabloid Tuesday! Click on the National Ledger to read the summaries.



Sienna Miller LOOKS NASTY for her upcoming movie! She also looked nasty in Casanova. But she is just a transformer. She is actually stunning. Here she is pretty naturally.


Victoria Beckham has again hit the catwalk for Roberto Cavalli. She looks great. I wonder if her children even know who she is.

Christina

Tuesday Sampler - Golden Globes

Paris and Nicky Hilton, minus their nipple displaying mom Kathy, laughing about the lack of talent they have.

I hate that there is politics in award shows. Will and Grace finally win a Globe - because it's their last year and everyone feels like they should. If there show is so deserving, why haven't they won the last 37 years then?

Mariah Carey looking horrible as usual. She has to have her

Golden Globe Arrivals

To see what everyone wore click here to access Yahoo Coverage! I think these ladies looked the best even though I hate Eva.

SO CUTE!

GOTTA SHOW OFF THE BOOBS IN EVERY DRESS!

NEW MOM - PERFECT DRESS - COVERS ALL THE RIGHT PLACES

ALWAYS PERFECT

SLUT - HO - TRAMP - BUT BEAUTIFUL

PREGGO PRETTY

TOO SKINNY! SCARY SKINNY ALMOST. IS SHE FRIENDS WITH NICOLE? HOW ABOUT LINDSAY? KATE? HELP ME OUT

Afternoon Quickie

Jessica Alba hits Soho looking like my grandfather with a big gold purse (as I said, like my grandfather).
Eva Longoria pumping her own gas. I am surprised she isn't wearing some shirt that lets us all know about how great her sex life is.


I wrote about Rose McGowen the other day and I just found a picture of her at the HBO Golden Globe Pre-Party.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale meet up with

Heath Ledger Is A Real Man

Ok so I just read that Russell Crow is expecting a baby and we all know that Mr. and Mrs. Paltrow are waiting for baby number two. Brooke Shields and Angelina Jolie are both old news. This all definitely makes for great gossip. But I am more interested in what a father does once the baby arrives.

I don't think we have seen Kevin Federline holding baby Sean once since his birth. So it's nice

Beauty And The Beast

Can you guess who is the beast? Courtney Love is NASTY. Take care of your feet or just wear sneakers! I'm blogging eating Lucky Charms and I almost puked them up when I saw your feet girl!



Natalie Portman had to shave her hair off to play Evey Hammond in V For Vendetta. It's growing back and she is looking amazing as usual.

Britney Spears Is Losing Her Mind

Why is Britney Spears visiting an Indian Temple? You know what? I take that back. As long as she is hanging out with baby Sean - it doesn't matter where she goes.

Nicole Richie Has The Munchies

Ok, so Nicole Richie starts dating Steve O (who as you can see loves weed) and all we see is her going to fast food places. Como se dice munchies???

Tasty Tidbits

I GOT A NEW ROOMIE!! Please welcome - Mystickal Incense! Visit her site as often as you can. She really has some great stuff. WOW - people did not waste time in exploiting the fact that Brad Pitt is going to be a dad. Check out what this wax museum has done to him.

Is it me or does Katie Holmes look like she is defeated? I guess I would be upset if everyone in the world was making fun of the

Kathy Hilton Showing Off Her Nipples! ILLLLLL

I officially understand Paris and Nicky Hilton. How can I expect anything from them when they have Kathy Hilton as a role model? I now am on a mission to meet and help Paris! Ok, not really...but what the F&%# are these pictures about???

Sunday Sampler

Jessica Simpson, not looking her best, leaving a recording studio. I am not feeling the hair extensions. Why does she always look pissed off? Did she get Botox on her face too and so now she can't smile ?




Please tell me I am seeing things! Please tell me this is NOT Paris Hilton in a freaking fur going grocery shopping and pumping gas. Please tell me this bitch does not have on a designer

Jessica Simpson's Lips Gone Wild

She can't stop her mouth from doing crazy things! The poison that was injected into her lips have given them a mind of their own! Jessica Simpson's lips (I HEARD) have been casted as the newest villain in the next Spider Man movie.

Per Em's Request - I Give You Jessica Alba

I have about a million shots of this chick - so if this doesn't quench your thirst Frodo - then just let me know
:)

The Pitt Family Is Back In The States

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and all of their children are back in the US. They landed in Florida all safe and sound.

Teri Hatcher And Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba and Teri Hatcher at the Golden Glamour Style Lounge. Teri has reached the age where you should never go out without cover up on. She looks worn out. Click pictures to enlarge if you don't believe me.

The Gay Rodeo In Arizona

Ok, so maybe these guys aren't celebrities. But hey - this is definitely worth taking a look at. I think Brokeback Mountain has started a new trend. I wonder if Jake Gyllenhall showed up. That would have been nice. It is wrong that some of these men are prettier than me?

Actually, I did go to a restaurant once where the men WERE prettier than me. It's called Lucky Chen's. I took my whole

Where Is Your Wedding Ring Britney Spears?

Actually, I am going to guess that Britney Spears hasn't lost all of her water weight yet. I couldn't get my wedding ring on for months after I had my baby. I wouldn't read too deep into this one - ALTHOUGH - this IS Hollywood.

Saturday Sampler

The British are Coming! The British are Coming! First Vickie invades the States and now Geri! WTF!!! Victoria Beckham and Geri Halliwell met up for dinner in Hollywood. Why is Victoria wearing those cowgirl pants AGAIN! That is an outfit that everyone would remember. You'd think with all of her money she could afford to get a new pair.




Maria Menounos (who I predict will be the next big thing

I Still Hate Tom Cruise

I don't care if he is going to be a dad soon... Tom Cruise really ruffles my feathers. Katie Holmes arrived to the Buffalo Club (Santa Monica) with Tom on a MOTORCYCLE. Who does that? Why does Tom insist on putting Katie in harms way? I wouldn't ride a motorcycle if I wasn't pregnant. Ok, maybe I am a sissy. BUT WHATEVER! This sissy is living til she is 99!

Eva Longoria Mix

Eva Longoria is making her rounds. Here are just a few of her recent shots.

Mary J. Blidge Birthday Party with Jamie Foxx

In my bathroom






GQ Magazine Golden Globe Nominees Party

Alicia Key's Photoshoot In Barbados

Love Her! Hate the braids. I thought we moved away from the braids. I thought we were becoming a lady Alicia Keys! But these shots are making me worry because I fear you are falling back into old habits.

Whitney Houston Ain't No Crack Ho Fool!

I know what you are thinking. You see Whitney Houston looking shit-faced and in a fur coat at a gas station buying some munchies (I mean snacks) and automatically you are saying DRUGS.

Why does it have to be like that? Why can't a girl just go to the local Exxon and pick up some chips and a slurpee in her pajamas...and fur coat?

Stop judging man!

Brad Pitt And Angelina Visit Schools

Boy! A girl get pregnant and now she is ALL OVER THE NEWS. At least they are not pretending like they don't know one another anymore. I think this is one of the reasons why Brad Pitt likes Angelina Jolie (or should I say LOVES). He really is into helping underpriveledged people and Angelina is the queen of that (or should I say the Ambassador).

In her role as a U.N. goodwill

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Invade Haiti

Take a good look at these shots. Now you will understand what I go through every day of my life! People!! Stop taking pictures of me! Stop hanging outside of my house waiting for me to take the garbage out! Stop following me to restaurants and grocery shopping. GEEZ

Oh sorry -- Here are Brad and Angelina in Haiti.

Forbes Top Earning Young Celebrities

I almost made this list! I couldn't believe how close I was. Damn Serena Williams! Damn you!!!

Click to enlarge if you cannot read the print.

Angelina Jolie On Set

The Good Shepard must be wrapping up soon. The bump is getting more and more obvious and I don't know how much longer costumes can hide Angelina Jolie's pregnancy.

Heath Ledger Gets Sprayed In The Face

Hey! It was one thing when it happened to Tom Cruise. I actually was excited about it. But what did Heath Ledger do to you Mr. Camera Man? Ok well the story is that he spat on a paparazzi once or something... like when he was 4!

Jessica Goes Grocery Shopping To Pick Up Men

What other reason can there be for Jessica Simpson's constant trip to the food market? We all know she stopped consuming food since Dukes of Hazzards!

Reader Submission: Anna Kournikova

Thanks Jennifer for submitting me these great shots of Anna Kournikova. It seems that the crabs that Paris Hilton had a while back have made their way into Anna's bikini. I am not sure if I am allowed to have nude shots of Anna on this site... so if any of Anna's lawyers come across this post - SORRY!

Jenna Jameson

Nothing new to report about Jenna Jameson but I came across these shots of her and I think she looks pretty hot in them. So I just wanted to share them with the world.

Rumor Has It...

I never read the book but I am so excited to see the movie! The Devil Wears Prada is coming soon ladies!

Ladies!! Are you sitting down? I have some great news for you!! David "All the Germans want me" Hasselhoff is a free man! Yes you heard me correctly. David Hasselhoff filing for divorce Thursday from wife Pamela Bach, citing irreconcilable differences after 16 years of marriage. The

Friday Sampler

What hot celebrity wants to shove in all of our faces that she has a beautiful life???
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Me! Lindsay Lohan got "La Bella Vita" engraved on her butt for all to see.


I think Lindsay Lohan's mom and Kevin Federline should have a secret affair with one another. Then they can be titled Mr. and Mrs. LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN AMERICA. They are so paid for doing absolutely NOTHING...

Pink: The Wedding Photo Album

So we all know Pink got married... and we all saw the GHETTO photo I posted of the event! Here are some better shots. Top = Rehearsal, Middle = Wedding, Bottom = Honeymoon

Jennifer Aniston And Vince After The Announcement

Jennifer Aniston isn't crying in a corner now that the world knows that her ex is going to be a father. Fuck Brad! Right?? Right???

Vince Vaughn is one of the funniest actors of our time... I wish he was cuter.

Thursday Sampler Part Deux

Now Naomi Watts is pregnant and engaged to Liev Schreiber? What is going on in Hollywood? Is it in the water or something? I guess this is the year for babies and weddings...and deep depression if you are Jennifer Aniston.


Gisele Bundchen is still living it up in Rio. You know, if someone took a pic of me in my bathing suit from this distance... I bet I would look just as hot. You see! It's

Rumor Has It...

HOLY SHIT! Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are engaged!! I thought Cameron didn't want to get married! Isn't that what she yaps about anytime she gets on a talk show??? Yes, it happened seconds after the goofy yet hot duo returned from their holiday ski trip in Telluride, Colorado. Maybe the snow got to them? I dunno. What I can tell you is that this was hardly the stuff of Katie Holmes'

Thursday Sampler

Underworld: Revolution is coming!! The world premiere happened and Kate Beckinsale looked stunning as usual. She is my girl crush of the moment. Originally I was all about Jessica Alba but Kate is sooooo beautiful.

Kelly Ripa and her hot husband hit the theatre this week. Their kids are pretty enough to hang out with Brad and Angelina's kids. If they all got married, life as we know it would

Wednesday Sampler Part Deux

Blackwell's worst-dressed women of 2005 are: 1) Britney Spears 2) Mary-Kate Olsen 3) Jessica Simpson 4) Eva Longoria 5) Mariah Carey 6) Paris Hilton 7) Anna Nicole Smith 8) Shakira 9) Lindsay Lohan 10) Renee Zellweger
Hillary Swank! Who are you so giddy next to? You just announced your split from your husband Chad Lowe! SLOW DOWN
Lindsay Lohan walking around with the Vanity Fair Magazine that

Wednesday Sampler

What the hell is Courtney Love doing shopping after she just lost her freaking house?????

Pink's new video is soon to come out and it looks like she is making fun of Jessica Simpson. The problem is, Pink looks like she needs the suds to take a bath and Jessica looked SMOKING in her video.

Mischa Barton (wearing darker colors to hide her monthly friend) got some java at the Coffee Bean.

HOLY SHIT! The New RACE Will Soon Arrive!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt ARE EXPECTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe this. What the hell is Jennifer Aniston going to do? I would be SOOOOO upset right now if I was her. Oh My GAWD!

Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby this summer with Brad Pitt, PEOPLE has confirmed. "Yes, I'm pregnant," Jolie told a charity aid worker in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, Monday. The

Kelly Clarkson Ain't So Fug!

I am really confused. I normally write posts about how HARRIBLE Kelly Clarkson looks at events or photoshoots. But while she was accepting her award at the People's Choice, she looked stunning! She deserved to win because everytime I turn on the radio - it's her. Whoever Kelly's stylist is -- CONGRATS!!!

Sarah Michelle Gellar All Year Long

Do you crave to have Buffy the Vampire Slayer (oops I mean Sarah Michelle Gellar) in your bedroom all year long? Well have I got the post for you!

Tuesday Main Course

The couple that shops together - stays together. Victoria and David Beckham went shopping and held hands the entire time. AWWWW! But David, why the hell do you have blonde hair? Why do you have hair at all? Don't you know I like it when its buzzed real short?



Ok... Why on earth does Christina Aguillera have sooooooooo much makeup on? And what's up with the Pinkie jacket from Grease?


Colin

Tuesday Sampler Part Deux

Julianne Moore looking quite scary as she strolled her little peanut through the Village.


A little piece of my heart actually fell off as I posted these pictures. Mark Walhburg and his fiance, Rhea Durham hung out at the beach and enjoyed their baby-to-be.
Oh how the fans love Heath and Michelle in Austrailia. Fans brought gifts for little Matilda. I like this picture because Heath is

Does Jessica Want Nick Back?

I hope so! I doubt it though. This just makes for good gossip but it's from a source (which could be my Aunt Patunia). So it seems that Jessica Simpson has been making efforts to stay in touch with Nick. If that is true, then who is this guy she had dinner with?

The insider claims that during the call Jessica talked in a baby voice, saying things like "Whatcha doing? Where are you?" and "I miss

Paris Hilton Is A Drunk Rich Bitch!

Paris Hilton, with sister Nicky, left a club too drunk to walk on th 9th of January. I love how her bodyguard is taking advantage of the moment and catching a feel.

Katie Holmes Cheating On Tom Cruise With Arnold Schwarzenegger

It has to be true! Just look at the proof. Katie Holmes has spread her lip disease to Arnold Schwarzenegger!! What will Tom Cruise have to say about this?


Actually he just got into a bike accident... 15 stitches later - he could be Katie's dad. Well, I should say boyfriend since she likes to date people that could be her father.

Tuesday Sampler

The National Ledger has a great round up of the tabloid's big stories. Click here to read the summary.


I haven't really seen any nice shots of Jennifer Lopez lately. Here she is leaving a hotel looking really cute. Oh wait, that might be because Marc Anthony isn't around to tell her how to dress and put on her makeup...

Angelina Jolie IS St. John. This company has had the same model for YEARS.

2006 Critics Choice Award Photos

Hit Britney One More Time... Please!

I normally do not post EVERY shot I see of a celebrity doing something. But when I saw this spread of Britney Spears in Las Vegas - I JUST HAD TO!! There are sooooooo many things I have to say about this.

Britney Spears reminds me of a girl version of Michael Jackson. She is a "woman" with a newborn baby and yet, she always seems to be acting like a child. It's as if she didn't have a childhood

Monday Sampler II

Nicky Hilton!!! You do not need to dig for gold - You have millions and millions of dollars!!!

Ok this picture confuses me on so many levels. 1) What the fuck is Shannen Doherty doing out and about? I thought she had retired after "Scare Tactics"? 2) Why are people photographing her? 3) Why am I posting this? 4) Why is her hand up this girls shirt?


Julia Roberts and her husband for not much

Mark Walhburg To Be A Dad Again... Without Me

I hope my husband doesn't read this post. Honey, if you are reading please stop now to prevent future arguing tonight over Chinese Food.

I love Mark Walhburg. Let me rephrase that... I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Mark Walhburg. He is THE star for me since I was 13 years old at Giant Stadium watching a New Kids On The Block Concert. I was in the 11th row standing on my chair. Donnie (my original

Hillary Swank Is Too Rich And Famous For Chad Lowe

You knew it was going to happen!!! You knew Hillary Swank was too swanky (I'm such a nerd - I can't help myself!) with her Oscars and shit to stay married to Chad Lowe. You can't marry too soon because you don't know how famous you are going to get. After 8 years of marriage if you have no kids and everything is ok with you physically -- SOMETHING IS UP!

"Hilary and Chad have decided to

Are Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow Friends?

I just came across the most amazing story. Do I believe it? Not really... Is it good gossip? Hell Yeah!

So two angry bitches whose hearts have been torn to shreads by one Brad Pitt have somehow become friends. I am sure Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow sit munching on green lettuce and soy somethings and ask one another "Did he do that thing with his tongue to you?" (giggle giggle giggle)

Monday Sampler

24 is so close I can SMELL IT! This is my favorite show on television (Lost is one point behind it). Here are Elisha, Keifer and Kim at the season premiere bash. I can't wait! I can't wait!!

Ashley Olsen almost had a boob slip at the "Stars in the Sky" Benefit.

Kate Moss took her daughter to Disneyland in California. I can't wait to go there again!! Well, I go to Disneyworld cause I'm on the

Courtney Love Lost Her House!

Wow - the shit has hit the fan for Courtney Love. She has officially lost her house to WMC Mortgage of LA. Why on EARTH is she shopping at high-end boutiques when she has bills stacking up like that?

WMC Mortgage of Los Angeles now owns the property Love reportedly purchased in 1997 for the family of her late husband, Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, the Olympia (Wash.) Olympian reported. WMC

Kate Beckinsale Is Underworld: Evolution

This is such a great movie. Although the more blogs I read, the more I see that people really didn't like it as much as I did. Underworld is back and I am lining up baby sitters as we speak. View the trailer here. I have a semi-obsession with Kate Beckinsale. She is beautiful!!

Page Six has some gossip on her
Kate Beckinsale not only has a vampire threesome (two females, one male) in "

I Have A Roomie And I Love My Web Designer!

As you know, I recently updated the sad look of my blog to this fun purple paradise! It is all thanks to BabyJaneBlogs. Her prices are totally reasonable and she is a wonderful person!! Thanks again Ginger!!!


Along that same vein, I have a new roomie! I kept on reading about "renting your blog" through Blog Explosion and I did it. Please welcome Angie of Ficken Chingers. She has some good

Weekend Gossip Part IV

Queen Latifah went shopping with her special friend. Have we ever seen her with a man? I don't know if she is trying to hide being a lesbian... I just think it is so obvious that no one even asks the question.

UPDATE: Ok so I pissed off a reader who left no email or blog address for me to contact her with. She said I was anti-lesbian because of this comment about Queen Latifah which is such

Weekend Gossip Part III

What celebrity who once played a creature herself came to the rescue of a cute little puppy?


I will give you a hint. Look at her ass crack? Does it remind you of anyone?

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If you guessed Halle Berry then you know your asses! You should pat your own!!


Gwen Stefani must need a lot of fresh air since she got pregnant. There have been several shots of her out and

Weekend Gossip Part II

Mischa Barton wearing white pants during her period? I don't think so. This smells fishy (not Mischa - the photo). Reese Witherspoon in W looking stunning. She really is a southern beauty.

Red Hot Chili Peppers lead man Anthony Keidis with his girlfriend? This story is less believable than a bloody Mischa!



Scarlett Johansson getting prepped in her car before meeting up with some friends.

Weekend Gossip Part 1

Sarah Jessica Parker featured in EPS magazine. I love how the new thing to do with SJP is to try to use her hair to cover up her face. I will find some older shoots of her and show the same exact look. It's a shame because she seems like such a nice, sweet millionaire. Kelly Clarkson is equally as ugly and the photographers coach her to make ugly faces when they shoot her. It all works out in

Eva Longoria And Mario Lopez

Ok above are some recent shots of Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez. When I saw them I thought to myself "What the hell are these two doing hanging out?"










After all, Eva is making it very clear in this photo that she is still with Tony Parker. The necklace emblem says "Spurs" on it.
So I started to research and saw that these two are long time friends. They look like they

The Biggest Boobs In The World ... Mine

I thought since you always come back to read my posts... I'd give you something to remember. I already posted pictures of my ass and me in a bikini. So I thought it was time to post pictures of my beautiful breasts.

That's me holding up my GED! WOO HOO. Well actually it is Maxi Mounds, whose 32 pounds of breast has gotten her into the Guinness World Book Of Records. I am sure in a few years she

Fergie Should Stick To The Wide Lense

Oh Fergie! Now I see why in your videos you are always far away singing and dancing. Close ups are frightening! The Black Eye Peas have the right idea keeping you in short shorts and sexy tops. It makes people not focus on other parts of your body. Doesn't Gwen Stefani have those ugly boots in black and white? Who makes them and why are they allowed to?

Tom Cruise Has Ellen Degeneres Too!

No, not Ellen Degeneres! Look at her sending silent signals to the crowd. Her eyes are red and filling with tears. Katie Holmes looks defeated as usual. Tom Cruise is in his control position. He always seems to be wrapping his whole arm around the person he is standing with.

Nicole Richie Is Jimmy Choo

Take THAT Paris Hilton! Nicole Richie is blowing up as fast as she is throwing up! She is the new face for Jimmy Choo. I love how the bag she is holding is LITERALLY heavier than she is.

Up Hillary Duff's Skirt Lives A Small Boy

What the hell is going on with this picture? Hillary Duff looks like she is housing a small village in her panties. I would love one of my spanish readers to tell me what the hell the article says... thanks

Gwen Stefani Looking Great While Pregnant

Look at Gwennie! She looks so happy. I remember that feeling.

Anne Hathaway Is Fugly In SOHO

Anne Hathaway looking so nasty shopping in SOHO. I look at her and I used to see Disney Princess and now I see fug... just fug...

Now You Can Buy Sean John Wheels

I am so glad that P Diddy or Diddy or Puffy or Sean John or whatever decided to come out with a new line of wheels for my phat ride. I was nervous that his name wasn't getting enough media coverage lately.

Paris Hilton Without A Bra...Singing

Paris Hilton minus her bra went to the recording studio to become part of America's great pop singing blondies! I just can't wait! And I am dead serious about this!! Just think about it - a year where we have great hits from Kevin Federline AND Paris Hilton. I just KNEW 2006 was going to be the bomb!

Rumor Has It..

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who reads my blog. Yesterday I had 681 unique visitors and 1,554 page views! I just can't believe it! I started this blog last month and I am so excited that people actually give a shit! So thank you!!!

Ok - now the dirt
Justin Timberlake is back and ready to earn big bucksSee a great slideshow of all the celebrity break ups for 2005Usher is desperate

Hollywood Stars Then And Now

I am going to start a post that will show celebrities then and now. I will keep updating it as I find more younger versions of today's celebrities. This just goes to show you what a stylist, makeup artist, trainer and in some cases, a plastic surgen can do for you.

Ashanti Britney SpearsPam AndersenJessica Simpson Angelina Jolie
Nicole KidmanJennifer AnistonLiz HurleyTeri Hatcher

Nicholas Cage To Star In "World Trade Center"

I don't know how I feel about this. The production company better do some serious donating!! This movie is going to do so well because people who didn't go through it will want to feel somewhat closer to the tragedy.
I still remember that day and if I talk about it out loud I start to cry. My father worked in the Trade Center. He was missing for over 12 hours. When he finally made it to my house

Baby Blocker

Angelina Jolie is getting so creative when it comes to hiding her baby bump. She has now decided to put a floor mat right in front of the cameras view. What ever will they think of next?


Did you miss the mini lunch box block? That was cute.

Sienna Miller Is A Big Girl

Sienna Miller wants the world to know that she isn't some weak woman who doesn't have enough self-esteem to realize that she deserves better than Jude Law. She is, instead, a strong empowered woman!

"You have to swallow an awful lot of pride and say it's fine, that the people around me know me and I don't care what other people think, but you can't help but care," she said, addressing her

Project Runway 2

Madam Vera has more predictions for Project Runway 2 - my liquid crack on the tele.

I am still rooting for Nick to win. I like his personality and he is by far the best designer. BUT I wouldn't sleep on Emmett, Kara, and Daniel. They are really working it! It is probably going to come down to Nick and Kara though. Emmett will "be out" due to some super-flashy challenge and all you will hear that

Vegas Baby! Yeah Baby! You're Money...Baby!

Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston spend some quality time in Vegas together. You know, I hope they are happy. Vince seems like a really funny guy and I have always been semi-obsessed with Jennifer Aniston (before she got with Brad Pitt). She just seems like a genuine person. Although reports of her being a bit cold in real life are surfacing... you can't always believe what you read....except if

Mischa Barton Loves To Touch Herself

I love myselfI want you to love meWhen I'm feelin' downI want you above meI search myselfI want you to find meI forget myselfI want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

Avril Lavigne Is Like A Lady

Woah, Avril Lavigne is wearing heels, a fitted shirt and doesn't have crazy eyeliner on. What is the world coming to? I think I am just getting old. I saw her in concert with my little cousin (for her birthday) last year in Jersey and I was the oldest person there who wasn't a parent. Sigh!

Britian Wants Kate Back

Not Katie Holmes... although I am sure they are desperate to save her as well. Britian has made a plea for Kate Moss to return to face drug charges.

Met’s Assistant Commissioner Tarique Ghaffur: “I make no judgments. I’m appealing to Kate to come back and give her side of the story. The Met is closing in on those who are behind the supply of drugs. What we have done so far is conducted searches

Jessica Simpson Is The People's Choice... Choice

Wait what?

Jessica Simpson is the opening act for the 32nd Annual People Choice Awards.

"We are so delighted to have Jessica opening for what's sure to be a very exciting People's Choice Awards. Jessica's true vocal talent, unlimited energy and undeniable charisma will truly be a great addition to this year's show," says Carol Donovan, executive producer of The People's Choice Awards.

The

The "Let's Kiss One Another's Asses" Nominations Are In

Yippee!!! As if these celebrities don't have enough praise in their lives ... here are the nominations for the 2006 SAG awards.

THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role Russell Crowe - CINDERELLA MAN
Philip Seymour Hoffman - CAPOTE
Heath Ledger - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Joaquin Phoenix - WALK THE LINE
David Strathairn - GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.

Ode To The Treadmill

You stand there quietly in the corner...
Watching me make empty promises about how I will get to know you tomorrow...
Damn you and your xray vision!
You see right through my lies..
by me

Guess Who?

Yet another non-frontal post from a celebrity. Can you guess who?



Sandra Bullock got a big ol' butt. I know I promised I'd be true. Sandra Bullock got a big ol' butt... so I'm leaving you. SEE YA! Sorry I heard L.L. Cool Jay yesterday on the 105.1 and it took me back...way back.

Marc Anthony Cracks The Latin Whip

No kisses for you JLo! Yo' man has spoken!!

Marc Anthony is using his marital powers and is getting in the way of Jennifer Lopez and her work. She filmed a commercial for her new perfume Live, and Marc edited it because he didn't like the outcome. Uh, HELLO MARC - you married an "actress" (and I use that word LIGHTLY). She is playing the part in the commercial! She doesn't really love that guy!

Wedding Off For Cruise And Holmes

I guess Katie Holmes just logged onto the Internet last night and realized what a freak she was going to marry. Could it be true that Katie and Tom Cruise are going to be no longer? What will become of their alien child? Katie - if you could hear me - rent Rosmary's Baby and run... just run!

With a new year beginning, Cruise “decided to take the opportunity to mend fences with the family of his

Halle Berry Is Versace

Halle Berry just signed with Versace to be the new face for the co. Everytime I see Versace - I say it like a Showgirl!

Brad Pitt, Maddox And A Wedding Ring?

Hey now!
Check out Brad Pitt's right hand. It looks like a wedding band. He sure did trick us by putting it on the wrong hand and finger. How ever would we figure that one out?

Ashlee Simpson And Her Boyfriend

I could care less about her! I really could. You know the more I write on this blog, the more I see how many celebrities I don't really care for. No one beats Tom though!

Here is Ashlee Simpson with her band member / boyfriend.

I Gave Paul Walker Two Hickeys!

Look at how proudly he is displaying them. Paul Walker loves me... he really loves me!



Ok actually he was playing paintball and got shot.



For someone that is so fast and furious... he sure isn't accurate. Look at this parking tactics. When I see cars like that I key them...

Lindsay Lohan Complete Vanity Fair Photo Shoot

Here is the entire spread of Lindsay Lohan in this month's Vanity Fair Magazine.

Britney Spears Needs A New Wardrobe

Apparantly Britney Spears didn't get the memo that you can't wear your old clothes once you had a baby. It's been 6 months since I had mine and I won't even THINK about putting on an old tee... sigh. Here are some more pictures of her shopping spree?

Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Use Protection!

So maybe the rumors are true that Lindsay Lohan and Joaquin Phoenix are getting it on? While Lindsay spent some time in the hospital, a staff member brought her a bunch of goodies including a pregnancy test. Interesting!! If it was a hospital administered test it wouldn't come in a gargage bag still boxed up. All secrets come out!

A friend of Lindsay Lohan returns to Mount Sinai Medical

Usher Needs A Bra

And I said Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey what the hell is up with Usher's tiny head and BIG boobs?

Lindsay Lohan Is Going To Be Ok

Calm down all you Lindsay Lohan Lovers (say that 10 times fast). Her recent visit with a Miami hospital is over and she is back to being in a bikini or visiting a club. The world is back to normal and we can all go on with our daily lives. PHEW I am so glad this scare is over. I haven't fed my daughter in two days since I heard that Lindsay was drunk... I mean ill.

UPDATE: She tells all about

Nicole Kidman Breaking Ground In Nashville

I don't care how in love Nicole Kidman is... who would willingly move to Nashville? No offense to all my Nashville readers but as a celebrity - wouldn't you want to stay close to a coast? So the buzz is that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are secretly building their love nest in Nashville. I guess half of the house will need to have high ceilings!

Let's move on to two equally hot properties who

After Nobody Wants It, Sienna Miller Will Get It

There were tons of celebrities who have already said NO THANKS to the role of the Bond girl in the upcoming 007 flick. The movie producers have gone through at least a half dozen picks. It finally made its way to Sienna Miller.. who is actually considering it.

Rumor has it Craig is urging producers to make British beauty Sienna Miller his love interest in the next 007 movie.Miller, who steamed

Mischa Barton And Cisco Adler Throw Down

It seems that these two love birds don't give a shit who hears them argue. I seem to recall hearing a few stories like this with Mischa in the middle. She is a ball of fire isn't she?? Cisco Alder doesn't want Mischa Barton to play with anyone but him... tastes like an insecurity to me.
Young Hollywood's most-photographed new lovebirds got into a screaming spat at Miami's Victor Hotel after

Britney Is As Nasty As She Wants To Be

Thank God that Britney Spears got rid of those fugly extensions and mullet! But she still looks so GROSS. She went out on the 3rd to shop in the Malibu Country Mart. Again, the question I have is "Where is yo child?"

Mary Kate Olsen Is As Ugly As Ever

She makes it her business to be as ugly as she can -- and she does a FANTASTIC job at it. Mary Kate Olsen was shopping at Planet Blue. I don't reall care about her so I will leave it at that.

Rumor Has It...

Lindsay Lohan hospitalized for an overdose..I mean ASTHMA.Speaking of Linsday - did you hear she is banging Joaquin Phoenix?Patrick Swayze is the NEW Kevin Federline - white rapper with an attiude.Spice Girl Geri Halliway wants George Michael to be the dad of her unborn... that screams therapy louder than my ear drums can handle...

Guess Who?

Take a look at the beast on the beach below and see if you could figure out who it is. I will give you a hint... she is married to a gay man.


It's Star Jones and Big Gay Al!!

Victoria Beckham With Her Cute Kids

You had to expect that Victoria and David Beckham would have beautiful children. Why do you think America is so excited about the spermation of Angelina Jolie by Brad Pitt?

Beyonce Knows How To Blow

What the hell is Beyonce talking about? I have nothing to say. The picture entirely speaks for itself.

Jessica Alba Is Still Hot While She Is Drowning

I love the fact that no matter what type of photo is taken of Jessica Alba, she is still smoking hot.

Even from behind she looks great -- here are a few shots of me in the same poses... not the same look though. You tell me what you think?

Me and my boyfriend

Me from behind


Me in a bikini - I'm the one on the left.

Renee Zellweger With Her New Man

Why is Renee Zellweger hiding her face? Is it because she didn't have a chance to put her make up on yet? Someone got a great shot of her before she had a chance to apply.


Her man is cute. They went to the Shore Club in MIAMI - the hot spot of the moment.

Is that her brother or something? I just noticed he is wearing a wedding ring!!

Orlando Bloom As Will Turner

I am actually semi-excited about Pirates of the Caribbean filming again. I enjoyed the first one and will definitly Blockbuster ( I used to Netflix but I crossed over) the second. Orlando Bloom was being interviewed for Disney in his Turner garb.

Justin And Cameron In Colorado

There relationship is so EXTREME! First it's surfing, and now it's skiing in Colorado. WOAH. What's up with Justin Timberlake's army outfit? Cameron Diaz is looking as ugly as ever. What ever happened to the days of Mask?

Avril Lavigne And Hooters

This is the actual outfit for Hooters - right down to the stockings. I was once (many moons ago) a Hooters girl and those pantyhose are the best in the business! I tried to buy them last time I visited and they wouldn't sell them to me because I wasn't an employee - BASTARDS. I definitely didn't look at hot as Avril Lavigne does in this shot - it might have been all the wings I ate hiding by the

Madam Vera Predicts...

oooohhh aaaahhhh
I am totally NOT obsessed with Project Runway.

Actually it's one of my favorite reality shows (that and The Biggest Loser - there I said it!). Anyway, I want to make a prediction before the season goes on any further. I predict that Nick Verreos will win this season. I love his personality and I love his designs. I will leave it at that for now.
Stay tuned for more

Jessica Simpson Poolside

You know that Jessica Simpson has to be thinking about Nick Lachey. Who else will put up with her full time? This isn't any gossip - I just thought it was a funny pic. The best thing about this divorce is how it shows how full of shit Jessica really is. What was the whole "virgin before marriage" show that she put on? If she is so concerned with how God views her - then why on earth is she able

Christina Aguilera's Wedding Photos

First I want you to look at the few shots that are available of Christina Aguilera's Wedding. Her hair matches the dress. It's retarded!



NOW I want you to look at the photographers who were enlisted from the Army and went through Paparazzi Boot camp in order to get us these shots. Is this scary or what?




These photographers are stationed outside my house AS WE SPEAK! I tried to shoo them

Look Who Aren't Dating!

My friend Sylvia insists that celebrities don't HAVE to admit to anything when asked about their personal life. I understand that... if it is something that isn't so IN YO FACE everytime a shot is taken of them. Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn together - looking like they are arguing. You know that Vince is the one tipping off the photographers because he wants this to be out already.

Jessica Alba With Boyfriend At The Beach

Yet another celebrity in a bikini this weekend. Jessica Alba having the time of her life in the water with her boy toy.

Guess Whose Feet?

FUNKY FEET! Guess what celebrity needs to spend less time in heels and more time in clogs?


Miss Paris Hilton

Nicole Richie Is Screaming For Help

These pictures are just gross. Her sunglasses are broader than her hips. Someone needs to get this girl at an Intervention. Nicole Richie looking rail thin. Did you see her in a bikini? That was even worse.

Renee Zellweger in Miami

Renee Zellweger was in Miami for the weekend...at the beach...fully covered up.... listening to a CD player from 1854.
Who else is there you are asking??
Mischa BartonLindsay LohanGwen Stefani

Kevin Federline Food Shopping

I guess his single bombed and now it's back to HouseHusband for Kevin Federline. I think this is so stupid when celebrities go food shopping. If I made a 1/4 of what they do I would be having SOMEONE picking up my milk and butter.

Guess Who?

Another bikini quiz! I feel like it's July. I need to throw on a scarf and mittens to get my mail and these freaking people are chilling on the freaking beach. Something is seriously wrong with this picture... BUT you can't get NY anywhere else so I will put up with the weather.

Ok take a peek and try to figure this out.






Jennifer Aniston looking fantastic! I need to start up on the Zone

Britney Spears Is Nasty

I understand once you have a kid you need some time to get back to your old self. You really do get lost in your child's world. BUT a celebrity should have enough sense to put on some cover up and WASH THEIR HAIR. Britney Spears went out shopping with her client...I mean sister Jamie-Lynn. This definitly wasn't staged!

Sarah Jessica Parker Gets The Word!

I can't believe this was actually printed in a magazine. How messed up is this? Life & Style magazine created a spread of how Sarah Jessica Parker would look with a new nose. This is messed up! It also makes me reconsider getting a subscription to their magazine because they are so REAL!

Guess Who?

Take a good look at these clues before you scroll down and figure out who this is...


Give up? Think - bikini, freckles, and celebrity. Think who I have posted the last few days in a new bikini every time... you guessed it! Lindsay "I Never Wear A Bikini Twice" Lohan!

New Year's Eve Celebrities

Mariah Carey who was standing next to Ryan Seacrest in this outfit without a jacket. SHE IS SUCH A WHORE! You know her ass was freezing but she wanted to show off her breast and flabby body. Where is the old Mariah? The love ballet, beautiful and elegant Mariah? I miss her. I hate this new Mariah!!!


Enrique Iglesis - who is sweating like a pig in this picture. He was singing so I could

I'm Going To Miami..Miami...Miami...

Boy - Miami BLEW up over the last few years. AND Mischa Barton is apparantly a world traveler. In the last week, she has been photographed in LA, Aspen and now Miami. Cisco Fug is in the pool almost completely covered. This is actually the best picture I have seen of him yet.

Nicole Richie Is STARVING

GROSS - STERNUM - GROSS - BONES - GROSS

YUCK YUCK YUCK

Ok first of all - Nicole Richie is just gross (oh wait I've said that a few times already). You KNOW that that bikini is like a small or an extra small and it is huge on her. I can't even accept that people who have a lot of money and literally have the world at their fingertips starve themselves. This picture should be of a girl from a

Vanessa Williams Goes Clubbing With Her Son

I mean her boyfriend. SORRY. He looks crazy young. She is hot and all but Vanessa Williams is still like 80 and who knows what she's got hiding if you know what I mean!

V Is For Vera... I Mean Natalie Portman. Wait What?

V for Vendetta is a movie that is getting major buzz. Natalie Portman shaves the head and still remains DEAD beautiful. To be honest, when I first heard of the movie I thought it was V - the vampire TV series that I used to be totally obsessed with (I mean NOT obsessed with). Then I found out it wasn't - got pissed - and now am over it. I could always Blockbuster the original series...

Britney Spears And Baby Sean

HOLY STAGED PHOTO SHOOT BATMAN!

Look who must be reading my blog! I just said that Britney Spears is never shot with her baby Sean and now here they are together - one big happy f'd up family. She does look a bit uncomfortable holding her kid though doesn't she???