Guess Who?

Take a good look at these clues before you scroll down and figure out who this is...


Give up? Think - bikini, freckles, and celebrity. Think who I have posted the last few days in a new bikini every time... you guessed it! Lindsay "I Never Wear A Bikini Twice" Lohan!

New Year's Eve Celebrities

Mariah Carey who was standing next to Ryan Seacrest in this outfit without a jacket. SHE IS SUCH A WHORE! You know her ass was freezing but she wanted to show off her breast and flabby body. Where is the old Mariah? The love ballet, beautiful and elegant Mariah? I miss her. I hate this new Mariah!!!


Enrique Iglesis - who is sweating like a pig in this picture. He was singing so I could

I'm Going To Miami..Miami...Miami...

Boy - Miami BLEW up over the last few years. AND Mischa Barton is apparantly a world traveler. In the last week, she has been photographed in LA, Aspen and now Miami. Cisco Fug is in the pool almost completely covered. This is actually the best picture I have seen of him yet.

Nicole Richie Is STARVING

GROSS - STERNUM - GROSS - BONES - GROSS

YUCK YUCK YUCK

Ok first of all - Nicole Richie is just gross (oh wait I've said that a few times already). You KNOW that that bikini is like a small or an extra small and it is huge on her. I can't even accept that people who have a lot of money and literally have the world at their fingertips starve themselves. This picture should be of a girl from a

Vanessa Williams Goes Clubbing With Her Son

I mean her boyfriend. SORRY. He looks crazy young. She is hot and all but Vanessa Williams is still like 80 and who knows what she's got hiding if you know what I mean!

V Is For Vera... I Mean Natalie Portman. Wait What?

V for Vendetta is a movie that is getting major buzz. Natalie Portman shaves the head and still remains DEAD beautiful. To be honest, when I first heard of the movie I thought it was V - the vampire TV series that I used to be totally obsessed with (I mean NOT obsessed with). Then I found out it wasn't - got pissed - and now am over it. I could always Blockbuster the original series...

Britney Spears And Baby Sean

HOLY STAGED PHOTO SHOOT BATMAN!

Look who must be reading my blog! I just said that Britney Spears is never shot with her baby Sean and now here they are together - one big happy f'd up family. She does look a bit uncomfortable holding her kid though doesn't she???